As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is

A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.

by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024

Average Dave Lover

Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people

Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"

by RockyLenGamer December 16, 2022

Average ass Big tits

Average ass big Tits screams TAURUS

she has an average ass big tits
Ofc she’s a taurus, i’d still hit tho!

by Factslmao December 6, 2020

average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.

Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.

by Sickomonster July 17, 2024

average Nebraskan

The act of being finger blasted whilst driving a vehicle.

Just pulled past a beat up Toyota on the road, driving and swerving.

When I pulled past the driving was getting an average Nebraskan so guess that explains it

by Bill bones November 21, 2022

Average

Anything that's small. But often called average just to make sure your weak-ass feelings don't get hurt.

Babe, two inches isn't small, it's average - someone, probably.

by XperienceGB November 2, 2023

Below Average Mahir Hater

A slightly intelligent individual who calls intelligent individuals names since he is jealous of his own lack of knowledge. Has C's in most of his classes and is the product of a microchip that was accidentally inserted into his brain. Some Below Average Mahir Haters are smarter than others, but they still have low B's in every class. What separates them from normal people is their unreasonable harassment of Mahir Sahin, which includes calling him a "r**ard" and sitting at his lunch table when he didn't give permission.

The Java in the Below average Mahir hater's brain has caused him to think that he is a good student despite having all C's. Besides, he calls smart people names that most people couldn't imagine saying.

by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024