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Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.
My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!
by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024
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Batting Averages

An inside joke used by the Jackbox Games fandom to refer to a moment in YDKJ volume 4 where Guy proclaims that batting averages and Tony Guin make him ejaculate.
Jackbox fandom member: “Batting averages.”
*The entire fandom explodes*
by cupcakedestroyer August 29, 2022
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Thicker than your average snicker

You use this term when you don't want to be racist and use the word Nigger

Also defines you as a really thick guy
"I am thicker than the average snicker my man" "Thicker than your average snicker"
by HughMong October 12, 2016
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Average Nebraskan

The Average Nebraskan - the manual pleasuring of a woman driver via hand.
"Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger giving the driver the Average Nebraskan, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident."
by Singamingalerts November 21, 2022
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The Average Anime fan

Some numpty with NO friends who sits on discord for days on end making useless arguments on a trashy discord server because they can have a power-trip and nobody can do a thing about it . They REEK of BO and they never use deodorant. Also, they shower (at max) once a week.
The Average Anime Fan loves to have a power-trip on discord.
by BreadWinner08 August 4, 2023
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Average Dave Lover

Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people
Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"
by RockyLenGamer December 16, 2022
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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
by Sickomonster July 17, 2024
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