Average drug dealer

Some idiot using discord. Really needs a life

“Hey dude did you see average drug dealer?”
“Yeah he is such a dumbass”

by Average drug dealer February 17, 2022

Average Lollander

Average Lollander is a 'meme' made by the micro celebrity called Seras. This meme is part of the reason the sentence my day be so fine, then boom, Seras was born. The meme incorporates a femboy version of jinx from league of legends, this comes from the fact that Lolland has Lol in it, aka league of legends. Over Jinx is the text "Average Loll lander" with bad grammar just to annoy you.

Lollander 1: what a great day today!
Lollander 2: Truly!
Seras: "Sends average Lollander image"
Lollander 1 & 2: SUKKEROE, KNUTHENBORG, JEG VE' IK' DE'

by LevB3 March 5, 2022

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021

Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.

My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!

by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024

Average Mahir Hater

An individual who hates knowledge and never hits the gym. They think that Amazing Digital circus is funny and that Titan TV man deserved to be infected by Astro Duchess, and they rarely ever take showers, though, instead of getting stinky, they get extremely dry skin and resemble skeletons with a peach-colored, opaque membrane spread on top.

An Average Mahir Hater' stole my drink yesterday, claiming 'I nede hydzarcion,' even though he's lived for months with dry skin. He ended by saying 'Lraneing is ourbitrairy'.

by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024

Below Average Mahir Hater

A slightly intelligent individual who calls intelligent individuals names since he is jealous of his own lack of knowledge. Has C's in most of his classes and is the product of a microchip that was accidentally inserted into his brain. Some Below Average Mahir Haters are smarter than others, but they still have low B's in every class. What separates them from normal people is their unreasonable harassment of Mahir Sahin, which includes calling him a "r**ard" and sitting at his lunch table when he didn't give permission.

The Java in the Below average Mahir hater's brain has caused him to think that he is a good student despite having all C's. Besides, he calls smart people names that most people couldn't imagine saying.

by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024

better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.

Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025