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ol rank

A boar hog weighing 200lbs or more with two inch plus dog killers
by Ol rank February 16, 2018
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Rank Feigner

Someone who is otherwise a very high rank and/or good at the game that deliberately de-ranks themselves to extremely low levels. They are commonly seen in the ELO-based "Ranked" modes found in video-games like Mordhau and CS;GO. Similar to "Smurfs", it is likely that they do this to either troll for fun, or simply don't want to put effort into fighting people who are actually at their skill level. They severely damage the ELO of newer players to keep them from rising in the ranks, and have a tendency to be extremely toxic in chat, bragging about how bad their opponent is.
Friend 1: "Dude! I just de-ranked from Platinum 5 by some random Gold 5 out of nowhere, now I'm back to platinum 1. Damn it! Are the newer players really that good?

Friend 2: "Nah, you just got clapped by a rank feigner. Those assholes are really annoying"

Friend 1: "No shit, really? Probably why almost nobody plays ranked anymore"
by thelastofadyingbreed October 3, 2022
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Rank

When you bitch out of something. When someone doesn’t follow through. Cancel plans!
Veronica don’t rank out on tonight’s plans.
by Tire118 February 22, 2018
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stank ranking

The peer-reviewed, scaled measure of olfactory offensiveness of the exhaust from one ol' fart factory.
Microsoft famously used stank ranking when Steve Ballmer was CEO.
by 63kk0 September 19, 2023
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Rank

That female over there is rank, her teeth protrude from her mouth and she is as flat as a pancake.
by I-rooted-100-women January 1, 2020
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Rank Rodeo

The act of intercourse whilst holding a chick over a toilet so she can drop a massive dump. (Usually assisting in spreading cheeks)
I didn’t quite know what living was until Stacy gave me a Rank Rodeo. My legs got a little wet though...
by thatweirdoneguy1 May 7, 2021
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juss rank karen

eeeee, juss rank karen....she haz no business at the bead store tryin to pick up uncles
by Bellasa March 23, 2021
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