Jerkmate Ranked

Popular online form of entertainment and contests between like-minded people of all ages, who all share a passion for ejaculation, whilst all achieving certain standards of gooning and jelqing. This contest is judged upon the speed, intensity and flair of stroking one's Corpus spongiosum (penis). The competition is carried out in formats of single, doubles and squad.

Billy have you done your work yet?

'Fuck off I'm gooning on Jerkmate Ranked'

by Fondle Monster 69 February 3, 2025

Rank

Something greasy or not pleasing to you in any way at all...

This fish is so greasy it’s rankkk

by Local gangster September 15, 2019

Rank

The piece of skin connecting the shaft of the penis to the testicles

"Why are you so pissy?" "Sorry, I cut my rank shaving last night!"

by OriginalName5000 February 3, 2012

S-Rank

Something Pizza Tower players going for a P-Rank despise.

Person 1: What happened to Billy? I heard a scream.

Person 2: He accidentally went in the exit gate on a P-Rank run, getting him a S-Rank, so he punched a hole through his monitor.

by Moon_07 June 12, 2023

rank

the most bunk shit ever. commonly referred to when chattering about ouid.

bunk, whack, musty, just simply rank

by Buh Finn May 9, 2021

Krank rank

Good or very high up

She slow, oh nawl that girl is krank rank!

by Bumble killer bee October 6, 2023

Jackpot Rankings

A website providing a comparison of online slots jackpots.

Jackpot Rankings can be used to find the hottest slots to play.

by Y7654 September 22, 2023