how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Apple Filling

The apple sauce that fills a pastry. Apple sauce. Apple flavoring.

That sweet pie has great apple filling.

by Exersize313 October 1, 2018

Apple Cuck

The word used by a specific type of illiterate male to explain the Apple Ecosystem.

Man 1: I really want the new iPhone.
Man 2: Why would you wanna be an Apple Cuck?

by bw6984 September 11, 2025

Golden Apple Seed

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.

She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.

by Pcw July 2, 2023

apple bag junkie

A slutty female who licks any male genitals for a nicotine fix

Kira is such an apple bag junkie ,she licked Jim's balls and 9 of his buddies balls as well,so they all pitched in and bought her a carton of cigs

by BIG T 49 August 26, 2017

apple

doctor repellent

an apple a day keep my doctor away from my bedroom cuz he rapes me every night

by I dont like minors trust June 15, 2024

Ammonia Apple Juice

Basically it's urine. Pee looks like apple juice and contains ammonia. Henceforth Ammonia Apple Juice.

I went to the bathroom and the toilet was full of ammonia apple juice

piss whizz pee urine

by The Doctor123 December 31, 2009