Apple

Because they aren't iPhone creating geniuses.

Hym "Apple doesn't NEED to invent anything. It's there ticket to stay on the upper plate of Midgard. It doesn't need to get better for themselves or anyone else and as long as they have the YouTube filth to demand service from the populous they can just coast on the invention of the guy who ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025

apple chain

apple chain - the wrong way or ignorant way of saying Appalachian,
pronounce it as "Appa-latch-uh

ignorant man: you one of them apple chain redneck hillbillies that live in the mountains!

by Blu_leef January 13, 2025

Apple NPC

An Apple NPC is someone who only buys and uses apple products just because of the fact they are apple products.

"Tiffany just bought the newest macbook, she's such an Apple NPC"

by dealerownsyou January 14, 2025

apple cider

your best friend's crush's cum.

"Just tell him you want to make apple cider sometime."

by peepeepoopeoopppo October 19, 2019

Apple

How the fuck do you not know what an apple is!!! WTF is wrong with you. You must be a autistic Fucking braindead cripple who is only hanging on, by life support

Teacher: I eat the apples!

Student: I also eat the apples

by BeefKiller October 27, 2019

Apple

Apple is a shy biotch. Once you meet her you'll understand why. She feels like nobody likes her and that she is awkward. Some of Apple's anxiety leads to her being very insecure about herself. When you become her true friend, being a crackhead is what she's all about.

Apple is a crackhead.

by Being shy and insecure sucks. October 28, 2019

pat the apple

Playing basketball or dribbling a ball, specifically a basketball.

I always go to the gym after work to pat the apple for a few hours with the guys.

by iSmithy November 2, 2019