one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Apple gun

Shoving an apple in your wives ass and take it out then repeatedly lick it dry

I apple gunned my wife yesterday

by Jhonny trent June 18, 2021

Apples? Bananas?

Something your math teacher replies with when you give them a dry number as your answer.

Teacher: What's 7x7?
Student: 49
Teacher: 49 what? apples? bananas?
Student: ...

by Nedux007 May 19, 2021

Apple juice

If you like apple juice you have a piss kink.

"Can you pour me some piss (apple juice)"

by peelover123 May 21, 2021

Backwards Apple

When a woman puts a dildo in her vagina ball side first and leaves the tip hanging out.

Stacy you can’t be doing the backwards Apple when mom is home.

by Joncena6972 May 26, 2021

Apple jacked

When someone puts amphetamines in your apple jacks cereal

Shit I'm hella apple jacked and having a panic attack who keeps doing this!!!?

by Fuc biden May 27, 2021

Adam's Apple

An Adam's Apple, as defined by the bible was originally formed from a person named "Adam" from Adam And Eve bit into an apple where he eventually choked onto the apple and there remained the piece of the apple to this current day
Now when it forms, it doesnt form from birth, it doesnt appear on the male body until the individual hits puberty

Adam bit into an apple but began choking on it and there remained the piece he bit on, stuck in his throat thus creating the Adam's Apple

by John Kasodus May 27, 2021