1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".
Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"
George: "You could say that"
Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"
George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
George: "You could say that"
Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"
George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013
In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.
by curtisbaby August 10, 2023
Don't "Dick Jewel" me, I didn't do it!
by JoeRAWKhead December 16, 2019
by BigDICKDARRRRRRRYN August 16, 2021
The best, best friend duo in the world!! Nobody can ever break up this group of friends. Have an unbreakable bond. If yu see this duo you should avoid because they would rock yo shii. They are nice,funny,honest,and energetic.(like a lot…) Never can be broken up. If yur name is jewel and marcus you need to be love the other person because they would be and awesome best friend!!!!!
Person #1: You see Marcus and Jewel
Person #2: yeh wat about them
Person #1:Dont mess wit dem they’ll wat yur coochie
Person #2: yeh wat about them
Person #1:Dont mess wit dem they’ll wat yur coochie
by FsFsmarc November 29, 2021
by John colt March 15, 2014