fine auntie

Rez slang for any older woman who is physically attractive

Young Buck: That guy’s got a new snag, goddamn she’s a Fine Auntie

by Peter Talking Backwards July 10, 2020

Aunty Mfon

She is someone who is partly nice and partly wicked. That means she is a typical human being

p1: have u met Aunty mfon
p2: no
p1: She will make a good wife
p2: give me her number
p1: never

by Lakoto January 27, 2021

1st place auntie

An Aunt who isn't just the best auntie oh no! She is the 1st place auntie

Ella l: i love you Aunt Jessica you are the best auntie but aunt hope is the 1st place auntie sorry but that's my opinion

by elsa'sfriend April 21, 2019

auntie-dote

Where a parent's sister lavishes attention/resources on the person's impressionable youngster, causing said toddler to become selfish and demanding.

There is no known "antidote" for the effects of "auntie-dote" on a child --- once a kiddo has a taste of "the good life", his expectations/desires become permanently "stretched" or "expanded", and then he'll never again be content with just mediocre/Spartan lifestyle-choices.

by QuacksO August 10, 2018

Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.

Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.

Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?

"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."

~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022

by MorningTeddyBear April 12, 2025

dart your auntie

Going as hard as you fucking can on the persons aunt. This is extremely very disrespectful! how low do you have to go to dart someone untie....anyways you do get hella clout

bro i had to dart your auntie last night

wtf you fucking bitch

sorry i needed the clout

by ihadtodartyourauntie January 25, 2019

twitter auntie

crazy bitch who follows a person's pregnancy through social media and feels an attachment when the baby is born

tara: omg look he growin up so fast!!
eric: whose baby is that?
tara: this girl i follow on twitter
eric: omg bitch you're a twitter auntie

by lowkeylonely March 3, 2016