A nickname for an obnoxiously self entitled, controlling, toxic and dramatic person. This person loves playing the victim card in every situation and enjoys self pity. They are fake and not to be trusted as they love making you feel bad for them and about yourself. They will simultaneously stab in the back and betray you. This term can also be used to describe or nickname someone with wide hips.
Look at Hannah, she is such a spoon.

Hannah looks like a spoon.

Hey look out, it's spoon.
by LilDepressionBoi February 28, 2019
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A motha' fuckin' kitchen utensil you use to fucking eat food, you unintelligent drop-out fucks.
I took a motha' fuckin' spoon out of the drawer.
by clash of clans jesus May 23, 2016
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Affectionate cuddling where the man lays behind the woman, usually with both people being in a fetal-type position and arms wrapped onto the woman's chest.
My girl always wants to spoon, but I just wanna fork!
by Shawnster April 21, 2005
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A phrase popularized by Keanu Reeve's character Neo in The Matrix, acting as a turning point for Neo's mentality regarding the reality of the Matrix.

'There is no spoon' implies that, despite all visual, physical, or mental evidence to the contrary, the thing in question does not exist.
A man walking in the desert sees an oasis appear as from nowhere. "There is no spoon." And he walks away.

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"Dude, I just saw Bigfoot! Man, he was right there!"

"There is no spoon."
by LouisTsunami November 12, 2009
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a funny way to insult people when they do silly things. it is most commonly used at the alpine school in T3 2019.
you’re late for headcount? you absolute spoon!”
by spazmyn October 14, 2019
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Dick hard on the butt, titty in your hand, kiss her neck, hell yeah.
Guy: I went spooning with my wife last night
Shopper: really?
Guy: hell yeah
Shopper: hell yeah
by nichosal December 20, 2013
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