Imagine if you will, a hick community that sports three Walmarts, where the most unfortunate aspects of society are on full display, fused with a dying manufacturing city analogous to Detroit. It has the same crime and poverty problems of inner city Chicago but none of its culture or other benefits. The school system very well prepares students for a productive life of janitorial service, or prehaps entrance into the fast food industry, which is the main source of income in Rockford, other then drug dealing and prostitution. On that note, It may be speculated that there is crack in the city water supply. For entertainment, the city has seventh street which has its selection of unregulated hookers of all shapes, sizes, and std's. Athough the only other from of entertainment is watching the buildings decay as you waste your life away in a drunken bliss, because in this town, alcohol is your only friend. As for love's park, a suburb of Rockford, there is no love there, just pain and suffering.
If you enjoy crack and hookers and high taxes with little return in services, then Rockford is for you.
Rockford of Tomorrow: The largest employer, Hamilton Sundstrand, which produces aerospace products will move out, which will compound unenployment to depression era levels. Meth, which is moving eastward form the West Coast, will most likely take its place.
If you enjoy crack and hookers and high taxes with little return in services, then Rockford is for you.
Rockford of Tomorrow: The largest employer, Hamilton Sundstrand, which produces aerospace products will move out, which will compound unenployment to depression era levels. Meth, which is moving eastward form the West Coast, will most likely take its place.
by Caveman135 March 15, 2010
the horrible, crime ridden town where either you are a gangster, a whore, or made fun of. this place usualy has about 1 death a day at the least, and has more marijuana then culumbia. its also the prision in which i am forced to live.
by Graciilu September 15, 2008
A crap ass town in Northern Illinois that has horrible economy! Whitman Street is full of whores, gangs, pimps, and murders
by SnookiBear1988 May 3, 2011
City full of ugly redneck swedes, blacks, and mexicans. I don't know what that other guy was talking about with massive amounts of weed. Every building in this town looks like it burned down once and all of the people here I have met are assholes!!!!!I have lived here a long time but am originally from Indiana and have hated it here all this time!!!!No Jobs, No entertainment, no culture, no fun. Cops here are cocksuckers and try not to get killed by niggers on the west and southsides!!!!
Rockford=Just drive down 11th street and you have seen everything this town has to offer, Hookers and crack and aids. Have fun!!!!
by Rockford Sucks March 2, 2009
Second largest city In Illinois. Home to an immense number of crackheads, heroin junkies, and really good drugs. Very high crime rate. Downtown is dirty & scary, west state street is just a bunch of crumbling buildings and houses, and the school system is a mess. Cherry Vale mall is kind of cool if you want to hang out at Zumies or Hot Topic and show off your new haircut. The Coronado is about all it has going for it, but even that kind of sucks.
by gimmedat October 29, 2009
A cruddy town in Illinois. I go to the public school system here and the kids treat you like crap, rude people. Some are nice. The buildings suck and i cannot wait to move out of this trap. Yes we have a high crime rate. Drug deals have gone on by my house and i'm dissapointed, not as scared as others that our crime is bad because personally im used to it. Be careful here, theres robberies/drugs/ and assholes. Most teenagers are losers. Jobs are hard to find and we have such a bad look. Theres not really any good entertainment at all here. Rockford trys to be Chicago, not working.
by rockford resident June 26, 2011
A hellish freak show of epic proportions. Town of around 150,000 people all unemployed drunks. Taxes are high, but offset by the ridiculously low home prices. Victorian mansions can be bought for $20,000. A lot of nigs, hillbillies, and spics. Not much to do other than crime.
Russel: I just bought a victorian mansion for $20,000 but there's a crackhead squatter in here that shit all over the walls.
Fat Sweede: Thats Rockford for you
Fat Sweede: Thats Rockford for you
by buttfungus April 4, 2012