Puka Patch

Instant in-the-water ding repair for surf and stand up paddle boards.

Don't let a ding snake your wave, puka patch it!

by Sunny Jam October 3, 2011

puka shell necklace

A fashion necklace accessory often worn by douche bags in your fantasy league.

"Holy shit. Did he wear a puka shell necklace to the draft?"

by Wrangler Tag September 12, 2013

Puka Shell Girl

The type of girl that wears a puka shell choker 24/7 and is EXTREMELY annoying. She probably doesn’t know how to surf and carries around a white hydro flask covered in stickers. Wears high ponytails in scrunchies and will NOT stop talking.

I stg if I see another puka shell girl at this damn school imma transfer

by noobdestroyer6942” August 4, 2019

Puka Shell Cockring

Made of Hawaiian Puka Shells, the Puka Shell Cockring is the standard for Cockring for Hawaiians.

I'm going to ruin this chick with my Puka Shell Cockring.

by YesISM January 4, 2011

Puka puss puss

Verry nice pussy

Tonight my girlfriend is gunna let me eat her puka puss puss

by Pukapusspuss September 15, 2018

Puka Shell Necklace

A Puka Shell Necklace is the same thing as a "pearl necklace", only in an undisturbed and now dried state.

"Yeah man, Jessica and I completely passed out after I gave her a pearl necklace. She woke up with a puka shell necklace on."

by Spargett June 13, 2009

Puka Podrić

One of the most overrated midfielders in history. He is so bad that he can't even win a final. Yet some VARdrid fans say "oh he carried hes team he is the goat" when he is clearly overrated. Zidane will always be better than Podrić.

1. Hey look Puka Podrić is crying in the corner.

by Gsywywy July 27, 2023