Mooney Rule

A code of secrecy invoked by promising to never tell another person the story you are about to be told.

In a conversation the Mooney Rule would be used as follows:
Person 1: Dude, I have something important to tell you, Mooney Rule on this.
Person 2: Ok, I swear never tell anyone.
Person one then proceeds to tell person two the important story knowing that the secret will stay private between the two due to the Mooney Rule being invoked.

by RC45 February 8, 2013

Moondocking

Moondocking is the act of an individual taking a fat shit into the anus or vagina of another individual. This can be done between male and female participants alike. It can also be done with strange animals

"Eww did you see the leaked vid of david moondocking??" "Yeah, it was pretty disgusting."

*david appears* "youve been eating corn!"

by 477366498808 December 18, 2019

moned

the feeling you get after eating a strip of acid

i just ate lots of acid, i am now moned

by shroomcock September 26, 2013

Mooged

To be unfairly banned from a gaming server, usually by a 'witchhunt' instigated by a single player or admin.

"Why have I been mooged ffs? Bill banned me for no reason at all last night. It's just not fair"

by D NUM January 2, 2009

Mooneybanger

When someone has little to no friends and drifts between friend groups.

"Wow he's sitting on his own again. What a Mooneybanger"

by juluid May 13, 2021

mooner

an individual who regularly exposes his ass in public - expressing a latent homosexual desire for anoreceptivity

I heard Sigmund Freud was a mooner during his medical training

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

Moondoor

To get rid of someone forever, especially if they hurt you, wronged you, or you just don't like them. Derived from Game of Thrones.

"Moondoor the douche" or "Moondoor the hoe"

by Southernbelle June 6, 2014