mommy

A woman (usu. wife or girlfriend) who talks to you, or treats you like you're 7 years old, even though you're an adult.

"Honey, it's cold out. Put on a warm coat for your trip!"
"Remember to shave and shower!"
"Yes, mommy" (sarcastically)

"Ashley makes his sandwich and puts out his clothes every day before he goes to work. She's like his mommy!"

by capryl8 September 26, 2012

mommy

That nice lady in the kitchen who makes a sandwich for you, right now.

Know what I really want? A sandwich with ham and tomato and just a thin layer of mayo. Will you make me one if I call you mommy?

by Kardas W. Fox April 7, 2010

mommy

something my bf calls me :33

im his mommy <3

by ilovemyboyfie September 17, 2022

mommy

The word mommy is a word for them weird ass people who have anime waifus

Fat obese chad: Hinata is mommy 😩

His mom: Stfu fat obese Proboscis monkey!

by Ohene! February 9, 2022

mommy

everyone's favorite mommy
we love it when mommy takes our juul uwu

we love it when mommy takes juul
give me my fucking juul

by mommyrape May 28, 2019

mommy

emiline <3

emiline is mommy

by sluttywhorecunt May 8, 2023

mommy

Something a child calls their mother, not what you call your girlfriend.

4yr old: mommy can you pick me up?
your fatass: mommy can you pick me up?

by the gabruh February 6, 2023