men's maternity wear

over-sized men's clothing, such as baggy pants, occasionally with rubber bands around the ankles, XXXL T-shirts, and hoodies that extend to the knees

Is Ray expecting or did he just lose 150 pounds? He's been sporting the men's maternity wear lately.

by shepp February 16, 2008

your maternal figure

Pussy

Your maternal figure is a pussy

by Screwballincredinle September 11, 2022

Maternity Metric System

When a pregnant woman refers to her pregnancy progress in weeks, not months.

Person A: "Wow, you're pregnant! How far along are you?"
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."

by redsparkle1 May 26, 2011

Maternity Leave

a period of absence from work granted to people for paid leave.

"Maternity Leave?" *looks under table* "But you're all males!"

by Wither24 July 20, 2022

maternal twins

when theyre twins but they have different dads

tom: yo cheryl had maternal twins
jerry: what’s that?
tom: cheryl fucked 2 different dudes back to back. both came in her and 2 eggs got fertilized. they’re twins with different dads, so they’re maternal twins

by pinkfag October 02, 2023

maternal crush

When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.

"I might have a maternal crush on you."

by Chickenrubber April 20, 2016

maternal figure

something you don't have

You: "I don't have any cash on me right now"
Your friend: "You know what else you don't have? A maternal figure."

by nick‽ May 31, 2024