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men's maternity wear

over-sized men's clothing, such as baggy pants, occasionally with rubber bands around the ankles, XXXL T-shirts, and hoodies that extend to the knees
Is Ray expecting or did he just lose 150 pounds? He's been sporting the men's maternity wear lately.
by shepp February 15, 2008
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your maternal figure

by Screwballincredinle September 11, 2022
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Maternity Metric System

When a pregnant woman refers to her pregnancy progress in weeks, not months.
Person A: "Wow, you're pregnant! How far along are you?"
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."
by redsparkle1 October 3, 2011
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Maternal Drift

The gradual or ongoing detachment from the emotional or behavioral responsibilities of motherhood, often seen in young mothers who had children during their teenage years and never fully transitioned into a maternal role.
Can involve a lifestyle that mirrors someone in their twenties, with parenting taking a backseat.
“She had her son at 16, but it’s like she never grew into being a mom—still out every weekend. Classic case of maternal drift.”
“Maternal drift hit hard after she realized she missed out on her youth and tried to reclaim it.”
“Don’t confuse maternal drift with bad parenting—it’s deeper, like being emotionally stuck between two lives.”

Maternal Drift
by PosthumouslyObscure June 2, 2025
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Maternal Joke

Also known as Your Mom or Yo Mama. This is a high risk that everyone knew you're toxic or insecure especially when you lose to an argument or a multiplayer game like Call of Duty. If you get roasted, do not use the same joke cause you only look like a clown.
You rarely win on the argument when you executed the joke properly ONCE, if you're still roasted by someone with no counter-maternal joke, you automatically lose the argument.
Example of a Maternal Joke:
1: Wow, dude stop losing.
2: Yo mama lose her virginity to me.
1: Toxic much?
2: That's what your mom's pussy tasted like.
2 left the game
3: Wow, that guy can't cope.
by Ronald Lee July 25, 2021
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maternal twins

when theyre twins but they have different dads
tom: yo cheryl had maternal twins
jerry: what’s that?
tom: cheryl fucked 2 different dudes back to back. both came in her and 2 eggs got fertilized. they’re twins with different dads, so they’re maternal twins
by pinkfag October 1, 2023
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maternal crush

When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.
"I might have a maternal crush on you."
by Chickenrubber June 4, 2016
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