holy shit

a guy in a tight pink suit with a tutu on is roller blading on your grass while mowing your lawn


wats your reaction?

holy shit wat the fuck is your problem?

by yasminedakhama June 20, 2008

holy shit

a black priest

guy 1: holy shit
guy 2: a black priest where

by I Am Super Kawaii July 1, 2016

a holy shit

A shit so relieving that it makes one feel heavenly.

Dude. I just took a holy shit and I feel great.

by starbursty April 26, 2016

Holy Shit!

Something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.

"Holy Shit!!!!! Emo has 1,222 definitions! Guess they think everyone's a fucktard and doesn't know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!"

(By the way, most of those defs suck.)

by TenInchPlaya October 9, 2006

the holy shits

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.

"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"

by Tha Captain July 18, 2014

Holy Shit

A shit you take in church.

"Dude yesterday, I went to church and took a holy shit!"

by Mikemike43 May 2, 2010

A holy shit

To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.

This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).

"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"

"No way dude that's crazy!"

by hdhitch October 20, 2020