load that should have been swallowed

the ultimate loser. he/she has the uncanny knack of spectactularly fucking-up everything that is good in their lives - from 1st day at school to 1st kiss to 1st shag to 1st job to 1st marriage to 1st child's life to.....

you know who you are ;~) he's pissed and making an tit of himself again whilst his kids can't afford to wipe their arses - the man's a "load that should have been swallowed."

load that should have been swallowed by Alistair Murray October 23, 2008

i have been drinking watermelon 

Drinking a mans sperm

When a woman sucks a mans penis and gets sperm in her mouth is "I have been drinking watermelon"

i have been drinking watermelon by Fuck 1223 dat bitch March 8, 2014

Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.

*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010

TITLE HOPES HAVE BEEN CRUSHED 

When your #1 pick in your fantasy football draft goes out injured for the year in Quarter 1 of Game 1 after sending an foolish email.

The Quahog Clams took Tom Brady with the #2 overall pick in the draft, and their title hopes have been crushed.

TITLE HOPES HAVE BEEN CRUSHED by Rifle October 22, 2008

should have been a wank 

used to describe a person that would have made a better cleanex stain than they do a human

Dave Roberts is so completly useless he realy should have been a wank

should have been a wank by grandmasterbob September 22, 2009

that must have been awkward for you 

Variant on that's what she said. Used when something was probably awkward.

A: well it's two of you against me. do i really have a choice?
B: that must have been awkward for you.

A: idk. i kinda forgot i was doing it
B: (that must have been awkward...)

A: you'd probably want to play with my older brother. kind of a beast.
B: that must have been awkward.

A: psh. i've never 'frustrated' you before in my life.
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.

A: but..you could do that with anything
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.

that must have been awkward for you by carpenoctem63141 March 1, 2009

it must have been a dream 

It must have been a dream, there's no other term

I opened my eyes, and there was a ghost. I started panicking. My eyes suddenly opened up once again; I sat up straight, "It must have been a dream."

it must have been a dream by Docof_LEGO April 25, 2016