the ultimate loser. he/she has the uncanny knack of spectactularly fucking-up everything that is good in their lives - from 1st day at school to 1st kiss to 1st shag to 1st job to 1st marriage to 1st child's life to.....
you know who you are ;~) he's pissed and making an tit of himself again whilst his kids can't afford to wipe their arses - the man's a "load that should have been swallowed."
by Alistair Murray October 23, 2008
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The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.
*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"
*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"
*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"
by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010
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The Quahog Clams took Tom Brady with the #2 overall pick in the draft, and their title hopes have been crushed.
by Rifle October 22, 2008
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Get the should have been a wank mug.A: well it's two of you against me. do i really have a choice?
B: that must have been awkward for you.
A: idk. i kinda forgot i was doing it
B: (that must have been awkward...)
A: you'd probably want to play with my older brother. kind of a beast.
B: that must have been awkward.
A: psh. i've never 'frustrated' you before in my life.
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.
A: but..you could do that with anything
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.
B: that must have been awkward for you.
A: idk. i kinda forgot i was doing it
B: (that must have been awkward...)
A: you'd probably want to play with my older brother. kind of a beast.
B: that must have been awkward.
A: psh. i've never 'frustrated' you before in my life.
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.
A: but..you could do that with anything
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.
by carpenoctem63141 March 1, 2009
Get the that must have been awkward for you mug.I opened my eyes, and there was a ghost. I started panicking. My eyes suddenly opened up once again; I sat up straight, "It must have been a dream."
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