fock

A poor mans fuck. Usually used by people who have had a bad education and like to fight with people for no apparant reason- see chavvy

come here you focking gillie

by Jonny Weldon January 12, 2004

fock

Yea dude ! it was the funniest thing ha ha ha

oops you did it again, and now its on my dick.

by vectrex June 18, 2003

fock

no way!

did you really fock some girl and she bled out of her vigina and then accuse her of having hiv!?!? this shit is wild!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Fock

The british way of saying "fuck."

1: 'Allo, old chap, 'ave you seen the bloody results of the football match?

2: Arsenal lost, I'm afraid.

1: FOCK THAT!

by Nizzle Chrizzle Puzzle June 8, 2010

fock in

It’s a way so say to someone that you want them to come closer

I just want you to just fock in.
I think you should fock in

by Hey max July 8, 2018

focking

a substitute for the word 'fucking' which will not set off work place filters;

intensifier, very colloquial;

what took you so focking long?

by familyfeedbag January 24, 2011

focked

when someone is fake shocked

Stephy says:
haha

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you look shocked

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you can' be that surprised

Stephy says:
no im not

Stephy says:
im faking shocked... 'focked'

Stephy says:
lol

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you're focked?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you've focked yourself?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i'm shocked

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
are you really shocked or just pretending?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i don't know

Stephy says:
because if youre just pretending

Stephy says:
then you're focked too

Stephy says:
hahah

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
are you saying you focked me?

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
yes

Stephy says:
i believe so

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i didn't even notice

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
that needs to go in urban dicionary

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
may already be there

Stephy says:
lol but not under the meaning 'fake shocked'

by fizzbog January 18, 2008