Ethan is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is one of the sweetest and most caring people you will ever come across. He is very intelligent and kind, and it isn't hard to fall for him. You'll fall for him without even realizing it. He will be a massive impact in your life in a good way. He is someone you will never forget, and never want to lose. Losing him would feel as if someone ripped out your heart then and there. He is perfect in everyway possible and doesn't fail to make you smile. He is beautiful. He has a stunning smile, like no other. His eyes are as radiant as the sun and you can get lost in them. He is gorgeous, cute, silly, adorable, and loves to cuddle. He doesn't mind a night in, or sitting through a romantic chick flick as long as he is with you. He is also very sport and loves baseball. He's a country guy so he doesn't mind getting dirty (; He likes to fish and go muddin'. He makes you laugh until you cry, he is hilarious. He is the type of guy that every girl dreams for. Everyone will try to steal him but he'll love you no matter what. You'll worry about other ladies, even some men, stealing. Hes just that big of a catch. He is strong willed on the inside and out. He is courageous and adventurous and is very trust worthy. He will make you feel like you are in a dream most of the time because of how perfect he is, you will never forget him. He has a beautiful soul and if you have an Ethan don't let him go.
by silverunicorn July 3, 2013
Anon: Oh hey Ethan got any dank memes for us?
Ethan: Sure thing bro take a look at this one it is LIT
Ethan: Sure thing bro take a look at this one it is LIT
by Ninja Maid June 22, 2017
Ethan is a person that brightens everyone’s day without even trying. Ethan is shy, and comes off as rude person, but is truly one of the most friendly people you will meet. Ethan is someone you can count on, and is someone you know is going to be there for you no matter what. Ethan has gorgeous brown eyes, and his hair in unforgettable. The moment he looks at you, you know that you will never be the same.
Girl: Who in the hell is that! He is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!
Friend: That’s Ethan, the new kid?
Girl: No wonder...
Friend: That’s Ethan, the new kid?
Girl: No wonder...
by Maddie&Samson March 13, 2019
The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. He will make a huge impact on your life, and you will never forget him. He is absolutely gorgeous, and has the hottest smile. He makes you laugh. Alot. But, don't be fooled, you will need to understand him, or else the B A N T E R may seem like he's being a cock. Once you get past that, you will become close to him. He will easily change your life. And you will love him more than anything. Oh, and one more thing, he is amazing at kissing.
by AmandaNorgaard December 25, 2011
1. An organic chemical compound with the formula CH3CHO or MeCHO. It is one of the most important aldehydes, occurring widely in nature and being produced on a large scale industrially.
2. Accidental anal sex caused by overconsumption of ethanol.
2. Accidental anal sex caused by overconsumption of ethanol.
1. Don't drink ethanal, it'll fuck you up.
2. This fucker gave me ethanal last night, it fucking HURT!
2. This fucker gave me ethanal last night, it fucking HURT!
by drunk_ November 10, 2010