beer goggles

The strange appearance of contact lenses which elevate previously obnoxious multi warted hogs, to the status of worth having a go on.

"feels warm, smells nice, female... Good start, FUCK Me, i must of been wearing my beer Goggles, hope i had brewers droop, cus i'd hate to see the offspring of this one".

by stouffer March 5, 2003

Beer Goggles

In other words "she's a 2 @ 10 and a 10 @ 2"

Speaks for itself. Can also pertain to a Butterface

by JoBoo January 14, 2005

Beer Goggles

Imaginary optical aids through which ugly women begin to appear attractive after you have drunk too much beer.

"What? You fancy that!?! You must be wearing beer goggles".

by garthy July 8, 2006

beer-goggled

A state in which one is drunk to the point at which essentially any girl looks attractive.

Dude, stop raggin on me for hooking up with that girl last night. You know I was totally beer-goggled.

by WaywardMind February 15, 2011

Beer Goggles

Modification of your opinion of an ugly chick based on the amount of beer you have drunk. The more you drink the better looking the girls are. Helps support the rule of: go ugly early.

Hey did you see that hag that rob is hitting on, he's got his beer goggles on again.

by stevemcccormick October 26, 2007

Beer Goggles

Different name for Bar Eye.

Drink far too much and everybody becomes attractive!!

Very common slang in Britain.

He was a real minger last night, She must have been wearing beer goggles!!!

by PurpChar November 20, 2006

Beer Goggles

The reason why I woke up with a 300 pound woman next to me in bed, whom I presumed I had never seen before.

See the movie "Shallow Hal"

by Grits January 8, 2005