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toss the salad

"You know what they make you do in County? Toss the Salad!!"
toss the salad by Jay and Silent Bob September 6, 2003

Toss the Pink Salad 

To eat pussy; as in "Toss the Pink Salad." Similar to "Toss the Salad," which means to eat ass, anus, etc.
"Yea, she really loves it when I go down on her and TOSS THE PINK SALAD." It drives her crazy!"

toss the spaghetti 

Sally is such a slut. She picked a random mob guy and tossed his spaghetti.

toss the salad

To perform the act of eating out an asshole, usually in prison, with either jelly or syrup.
Interviewer: What do you do to the new guys, you know, the fresh meat.

Inmate: I make those bitches toss my salad.
toss the salad by the Pope October 5, 2004

toss the penguin 

Verb: Wank, Male masturbation, Bash the bishop, Pull the trouser snake

but often used in winter (hence the penguin reference)
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's outta town for the holidays, guess I'm gonna have to toss the penguin
Guy 2: That sucks man maybe you could have phone sex?
toss the penguin by Alisonyankee December 6, 2010

toss the bastard 

Johnny makes time everyday to toss the bastard.