A slim jim is a 10/10 that is just skinny. They are a 10 in the face but have no curves. They have missionary faces with little to no ass or little bubble butts. They usually weigh 120lbs or less
Friend 1: “yo Keisha tripping”
Friend 2: “you right then thick hoes annoying”
Friend 1: “I want a slim-Jim”
Friend 2: “you right then thick hoes annoying”
Friend 1: “I want a slim-Jim”
by Eater456322 October 13, 2022
Where you ask somebody a question and they dodge that specific question; then you ask a non-related question and they answer.
You: Hey, you do the work for class?
Jim: .... (no answer)
You: you see those yankees?
Jim: yeah, they real good
that's a slim jim aka slim jimmin aka slime jime
You: Hey, you do the work for class?
Jim: .... (no answer)
You: you see those yankees?
Jim: yeah, they real good
that's a slim jim aka slim jimmin aka slime jime
by max pow3rs November 30, 2009
by Kira Janus June 1, 2006
After brian bear slipped his slim jim in that mandy moore bitch's mahogony slide, he pulled out and mosbied on her back and then proceeded to give her a sunkin rowboat!!
by slimmy jimmy October 4, 2006
A popular meat product composed almost entirely of detached Skinginas. Slim Jims also contain traces of horse semen, elephant clitoris (along with other forms of genitalia), and old-people piss.
by Somewhiteguy1994 April 27, 2009
an unfinished handjob.
by Kira Janus June 5, 2006
gnaw on a slim jim for minutes on end, grinding it between your molars while the galons of salt turn your mouth into a desert untill the mangled hunk of flesh is just soft enough to shove down your GREASY FUCKING PIRATE THROAT with out tearing a hole
by gluten free 42 May 6, 2020