on the fence 

undecided between two options

He was on the fence about dating Rhonda or LuAnn

on the fence by Robbo August 27, 2003

straddle the fence 

To be on both sides, flip flop

"Taylor, before the camreas and media came, Laura was on my side, but when the going got tough, she got to running..."
Oh, she's straddling the fence huh?
"Yes, she LOVES to straddle the fence."

straddle the fence by HoodBot01 July 24, 2014

The grass is greener on my side of the fence 

The grass is greener on my side of the fence is when life is going better for you than it is for your neighbors. It's going better because there's Kratom growing in your grass, making it greener. You chug Kratom or make tea out of it or take Kratom pills and then you become happier and life is better. Kratom makes the grass greener.

Steve: Tyler. Why are you so happy like the grass is greener on your side of the fence.

Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!

Steve: Thanks!

The grass is greener on my side of the fence by HawaiianPunch1 January 6, 2023

five holes in the fence

A crackhead theory swifties came up with that they used to convince the internet that something was going to happen on March 1st 2019. It is used in the fandom to express their stupidity. Taylor Swift also called it “the best theory” because it’s the one swifties laugh about the most

Swifties: OMG THERE’S A NEW COUNTDOWN THAT’S GONNA END ON MARCH 1ST
Taylor: lol you wish
Swifties: BUT THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN THE FENCE!!!

five holes in the fence by taylornevertrustsaplayboy May 28, 2019

hit the fence 

The act of running away from the police or any other form of law enforcement officer. Also used to define a fight-or-flight situation requiring immediate action or planning.

I seen the laws and I had to hit the fence as soon as they pulled up on me.

hit the fence by Juss BRAVO November 29, 2019

Piss it on the fence 

When someone trys to accomplish something they have worked hard to do and fails in a way that would make that effort seem worthless. Fuck it, fuck that. (Ussually said in a competitive atmosphere after a humiliating loss)

Ex1.
P1: wtf has he been doing
P2: idk tht nigga can not kick flip for shiiit
P4*snaps board attempting k flip down gap*
P3: that's "E"
P2:Piss it on the fences
Ex2.
P1: wtf dude mewtwo is so cheap
P2: really nigga?!
P3: Dude.
P1: Fuck! See dude that same shit every time!
P2: HAHAHAHA gotcho ass with that ghetto ass combo
P3: Jesus Christ this nigga just died at "0%"
P4: Piss it on the fence
Ex3.
P1:Dude I heard u got Tammy pregnant
P2: shhhh damn we don't know yet
P1: *Loud*Nah dude fuk that that's fucked up!
P2: well damn nigga just piss it on the fence then.

Piss it on the fence by Pots&Pans September 27, 2015

sitting on the fence 

existing in a state of uncertainty and ambivalency.

He's really sitting on the fence about his roommate—he might be a great guy, but he might be a real villain...

sitting on the fence by Battlemonk September 29, 2005