Mitsubishi salesman

1)A person who sells Mitsubishi vehicles.
2)A derogatory term for a person with an indecipherable oriental accent. Originating from one being confused as to what their intended meaning (Is he teaching me something, or trying to sell me a Mitsubishi?). Coined by students in the University of Akron's Mechanical Engineering department.

Don't take that professor, he's a total Mitsubishi salesman.

by Benzin October 30, 2008

Happy Mask Salesman

A character from Majora's Mask, he owns the Happy Mask Shop in Ocarina of Time.

The Happy Mask Salesman gave me the creeps, oh wait I was just reading my thoughts out loud...

by Noodlez667 November 1, 2016

musical salesman

when someone spams a forum with there band(s) website or if someone spams a forum with there favorite band's website because they're on their street-team...

hey im a musical salesman...GO TO THESE WEBSITESZZZ n00b HCX PunkX fo LIFE broZ sxe.com nofx.xom convergecult.com offbeats.org hxcpunx.com casuslties.com bullshit.com ect....

by keago October 10, 2005

used car salesman

one who attempts to get you to buy a lemon

sometimes, the car they want you to buy doen't even run

by lunar shadows December 30, 2004

Car Salesman

A meme, involving a salesman slapping a car and saying "This bad boy can fit so much fucking X in it" with the text and other elements often edited.

Car salesman: *Slaps car* (Mia Khalifa)
This bad gorl can fit so much fucking history in it

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 12, 2018

snake oil salesman

Any salesman from the greater Sacramento area that sells:
A: thinge that don't exist
B: things they don't have or
C: trailer parts

God damn I hate that George, he sure is a snake oil salesman

by i hate liars February 4, 2007

Mushroom Salesman

A fine gentleman who sells mushrooms. Generally involved in zinging others.

Well played Mushroom Salesman.

by Zapot April 4, 2010