statting

Statting takes place when people treat a Facebook or MySpace status as a chat room.

Combination of the words "status" and "chatting".

Dude, we should go into a chat room and quit statting.

by FlashlightTaylor May 16, 2010

stats

n.pl. Statutory Notices pasted on hardboard and erected on lamp columns by the local council in advance of parking restrictions/roadworks etc.

I had to put some stats up on Thornbury road for the roadworks next week

by DanEvans April 9, 2010

stat

an adjective used to describe something that you want/need in a speedy sort of way.

Dude, I need some stat puddy(beverage, lettuce).

by JULIA*ROCKS February 5, 2004

Stat

Noun.
Term used when referring to attractive underage girl(s) whom, if engaged in sexual relations with could lead to statutory rape charges.

Damn, I have never seen so much Stat at the mall before!

by TheBigiQ March 14, 2010

Stat

Shortened version of the word statutory. Used to describe a girl that is significantly younger than yourself. Who may or may not be 18 years old.

"What's up bro you tryna hang out with some stats tonight?"

"Nah man, they are still in highschool. Like they just got their licenses."
"Well a license to drive is a license to ride"
"That is fucked up"

by Pleasanton, CA January 25, 2015

stat

Standing Tall and Talented - Nickname of Amare Stoudemire, third year player (at this writing) of the Suns. However it's a rarely used nickname, since his first name is so original.

"Stoudemire, number 32, drives the baseline and serves up the facial!"

by Rooty April 15, 2005

stats

Meaningless stuff: AKA statistics

Useful stats: Over 600% of drivers don't drive!

by Trust November 5, 2003