by BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIN! March 9, 2022
secretary: Hey trump, its the Russians they're invading!!!
Trump man: OH NOOOOO!!!! BUILD A WALL IT MUST BE HHHHUUUUGGGEEEE THIS TIME SLAV PROOF!!!!
secretary: that's impossible!!!!
(soviet union notional anthem plays sonic loud)
Trump man: OH NOOOOO!!!! BUILD A WALL IT MUST BE HHHHUUUUGGGEEEE THIS TIME SLAV PROOF!!!!
secretary: that's impossible!!!!
(soviet union notional anthem plays sonic loud)
by STALIN FOREVER February 26, 2019
Thick primitive nation, constantly drunk,violent and loud.Have best literature and music in world.Probably have highies number of dictators in history of Europe who's don't give a flying fuck about it's people and send them to certain death in number of milions.Silly people taking everything for granted as their leaders told them (no more than americans though).Have good looking womens.
Lenin's idea of comunism wasn't that bad in theory but was executed dreadfuly,I like russians they have this estern toughness
by atemlos July 29, 2008
Bobby: Hey grandpa Joe, how many nukes does Russia have?
Grandpa Joe: Who the hell knows! And leave me alone will ya, I'm trying to take a nap.
Grandpa Joe: Who the hell knows! And leave me alone will ya, I'm trying to take a nap.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba August 22, 2005
by legendairy124 March 14, 2019
A country that was once communist. It is a big-ass country with a small-ass population. The capital is Moscow, where President Putin is at. Right now, the Russian Federation ( or Russia) is at war with Ukraine. President Putin, nah more like Dictator Putin.
by Klojhgfcvbn March 18, 2022
A country whose slavonic people wold still live in cave in Ural if it wasn't for almighty Bulgarian Empire to send them Cyrilic alphabet and scholars to teach them to read and write.
by Nemski December 2, 2006