PUF

for when philthy phil says something stupid you reply PUF which is short for phuck you fill

phil: blah blah blah
person responding: PUF

by fata$$ October 14, 2010

puf

A fart, but a sweet one. Preferably a smelly one too!

Did you leave a puf? It smells in here...

by frankeplank August 18, 2009

Puffed

A girl with a big bum and big boobs

Jesus bro, that girl is puffed!

by floody the twix bunner May 27, 2018

Jet Puffed

When a drunk, limp dick is trying to be stuffed unsuccessfully into a vagina

"It's 3am and the bars are closed, looks like that girl is going to get Jet Puffed tonight"

Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"

by L.P.T.L September 13, 2012

Starfish Puffing

licking and/or sucking a person's anus while breathing through the mouth to prevent the actual smelling of the anus, thus 'puffing' around the said starfish

Kerry and Dave enjoyed a tender evening fraught with starfish puffing.

by DuMbDaUgHtErS February 21, 2009

Penis Puffing

A term for a cheap-shot in the world of wrestling, penis puffing occurs when one wrestler provides a powerful blow to the crotch of an opponent, and the impact causes swelling of the genitalia.

Fan 1: "Did you see Justin's match last night? Some guy was penis puffing him the whole round."

Fan 2: "Yeah, he must have one hell of a sore mutten dagger today."

by SwedishHotpocket January 13, 2009

puffed off

When a truck driver just can't seem to figure out how to fix his fire truck. He is said to be "puffed off" as to keep from using inappropriate language in the workplace. Usually if the driver is from a strict upbringing.

Well jiminy christmas! I can't seem to fix this darn truck, now I'm puffed off! Silly air leaks!

by truck1-2loudoun March 21, 2011