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Noodle

An adult male, specifically in a dating situation, who lacks a backbone. By not being in tune with his emotions and his wants, he will not be able to state intentions and in an attempt to be “nice” will actually be an asshole. He is not a psychopath, a liar or a fuckboi, as he lacks the mental and emotional capacity or understanding needed to be cunning.

Though this word could easily be construed as an insult to someone having a flaccid penis, the term “noodle” is rather a direct reference to an overall whimpy, simple man who doesn’t understand how to take responsibilities for his feelings.
After three months of texting me everyday, meeting my friends, and making future plans, the noodle abruptly ended things by saying “he wasn’t in the emotional place to date and didn’t want to lead me on.”
by Ootheco February 10, 2022
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Def: one who is temporarily acting brainless.
Origin: Inner city Philadelphia schools - as a replacement for the word "plug" which had the same meaning.
by Jen Ragen June 15, 2004
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a noodle is someone who acts goofy. It can also mean someone who acts ditsy, retarded, brainless, gooberish, etc. It is simply someone with no common sense.
by Denjamin May 9, 2006
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1. An outrageous and extra person.

2. Someone who enjoys storing clothes, especially socks under their pillow.
I bet that clown over there puts his socks under his pillow at night like a typical Noodle.
by totalshm October 18, 2019
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to have sex with someone if you are not completely erect
"yo, i heard my boy got drunk and gave her the "noodle"'

"yeah he noodled the shit out of her, ya heard"
by Dr. Ew 22 October 26, 2008
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Asian people, according to the slang of Nik Richie's TheDirty.com
"Yo, that chick smells like noodles."

"She must be part Asian dude"
by joobledotz March 29, 2010
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Noodle is another word for bex
Person #1: hey did you see noodle's outfit today?
Person #2: yeah it was so artsy
Person #1: yeah i wish i could dress more like noodle
by Pusswhip October 22, 2010
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