Sour Whiskey. Served in posh nightclubs and iffy dives around the world. Known for its strong taste, offer it to teenyboppers and watch them retch, convulse, and pass out.
Jack daniels is the only good thing to come out of Tennessee.
Al Gore: Hey! That hurts my feelings, I'm going to go cry on the cover of Rolling Stone, with my horrible, horrible nipples exposed for all the world to see; I really want to be president.
Al Gore: Hey! That hurts my feelings, I'm going to go cry on the cover of Rolling Stone, with my horrible, horrible nipples exposed for all the world to see; I really want to be president.
by bobdole September 8, 2003
Yes, this is a Jack Daniel writing this. Hello. So, uhm, a Jack Daniel is someone who prefers to be called Daniel rather than Jack, and yeah, he can seem a bit timid at first, but once you get to know the lad, he's actually quite funny and sociable once he finally expresses himself. Jack is a great guy. Like a great guy, yeah, he makes mistakes at times. But he's Jack Daniel after all. Or should I say Daniel Jack???????
He doesn't want to be mistaken as:
Jak Daniel
Jak Danyul
JackD
Jack Danyul
DJ
Danyul Jak
Danyul Jack
Daniel Jak
Or anything weird like that....
JD is absolutely fine. Or call him Jak. IDCC.
He doesn't want to be mistaken as:
Jak Daniel
Jak Danyul
JackD
Jack Danyul
DJ
Danyul Jak
Danyul Jack
Daniel Jak
Or anything weird like that....
JD is absolutely fine. Or call him Jak. IDCC.
Jack Daniel for the win-win.
by Brotaztics_ February 6, 2020
by Jilina October 20, 2005
Prime Tennessee sipper. Has a golden brown color, and the apparent consistency of water. Tastes like shit, but gets the job done.
I went over to my buddy's house, and then his parents left, and then we shot at cans with a BB gun, and then we put the gun away, and then we split a handle of jack daniels, and we sat in his basement for like two hours watching X-Files, or some shit like that, but I don't remember the episode, because I was drunk. Good times.
by underage drinker October 2, 2005
A common, undignified Bourbon thats consumed mainly by chavs, townies and gangstas. who mix it with coke to mask the taste because they cant handle it, and they want to look 'ard infront of there 13 yr old girlfriends. becoming popular with underage chavs. but it also makes them easier to spot when the walk into your pub.
-a chav walks into a bar-
chav - nar nar, gimme JD and coke.
-barman removes shotgun from behind bar, and aims the barrel snugly between the pricks eyes-
barman - run, bitch....
chav - nar nar, gimme JD and coke.
-barman removes shotgun from behind bar, and aims the barrel snugly between the pricks eyes-
barman - run, bitch....
by TuBsy February 17, 2005
Slang, for a grade-A handjob from the opposite sex. Usually given by females who think they're too good to give head, or not good enough at it.
"Ay yo she was on her period, so she gave me the jack daniels.."
"If she ain't tryna give no head i'mma definitely get the jack daniels at least."
"You see her braces ? I'mma play it safe and just take the jack daniels"
"If she ain't tryna give no head i'mma definitely get the jack daniels at least."
"You see her braces ? I'mma play it safe and just take the jack daniels"
by The Squad May 13, 2006
when instead of drinking alcohol they poor it up there butt hole to get drunk. getting your buzz in this way gets you drunker faster because it is a direct rout to the liver and the alcohol doesn't get digested and stays purer. it also doesn't show in your breath. Jack Daniels enemas have been known to cause serious anal damage and are not recommended to be attempted
there was this compulsive alcoholic who his doctor told him if he has any more alcohol his liver will shut down. the exact same night the doctor told him this he forced his wife to give him a Jack Daniels enema. he died with in minutes and his wife was arrested for man slaughter
by scipeo August 29, 2013