FPS

Faps per second. The rate at which you fap in intervals of seconds.

Guy 1: Dude how was that date last night?

Guy 2: It was alright. She gave me a pic of herself and I got up to 8 FPS last night.

Guy 1: *Awkward silence* ..... Wanna play COD?

Guy 2 : ... Alright.

by meh.......................... July 9, 2010

FPS

1. First Person Shooter. A game that puts the user in the 1st person and invovles shooting things

2. Fragged Player Syndrome. The feeling someone gets after being fragged

That n00b got FPS playin that FPS

by FomaTK April 3, 2005

FPS

Fucked up Piece of Shit

You are a FPS (Fucked up Piece of Shit)

by GeekyEarth April 28, 2016

FPS

Fat Piece of Shit; a very fat and disgusting person. Someone who blatantly disregards their health and public decency.

Did you see Jerry at the funeral? That FPS brought a bucket of chicken to eat during the eulogy.

by Fatty Fat Fat Sr. March 26, 2020

FPS

F(at) P(iece) (of) S(hit)

To be fat and do nothing.

Joel is the biggest FPS ever.

by Joel March 31, 2005

FPS

Fudge Packer Syndrome. A common mental state brought on by inserting your penis into too many anal passages.

Mark gercken has come down with FPS boys, i'm afraid he'll have to be kept isolated from men for a few weeks.

by Muzza2k March 10, 2005

FPS

Standing for Fapping Promiscuously and Silently

In other words, the condition where you are in a extreme state of sexual arousal, but is in a situation where other people are up and about in an area (such as a house) that you are also currently in. Instead of waiting for all other persons to be asleep or elsewhere, you opt to fap as silently and yet as satisfactorily as possible.

"Hey bro, gotta go, gonna FPS in my room."

by CakeTime November 19, 2011