When you've fucked up and pissed of your wife/girlfriend or whomever, you go buy some expensive roses, shower, shave, and put on a clean shirt, and show up at the offended party's house or apt., with the appropriate hangdog expression and present her with said roses, and ask forgiveness, and try to convincingly promise never to do it again. If you're lucky and she's sweeter than your dogass deserves, she'll accept the roses, invite you in, and you'll have hot makeup sex. From a collection of short stories of the same name by musician Steve Earle.
Wife's sister: "You stupid piece of shit, you've really pissed her off this time. If she kicks your sorry ass out, you richly deserve it!
You: "I know, I know. Do you think she'll accept this expensive bottle of wine and bouquet of doghouse roses?
Wife's sister: "I wouldn't but she might."
You: "I know, I know. Do you think she'll accept this expensive bottle of wine and bouquet of doghouse roses?
Wife's sister: "I wouldn't but she might."
by lexiphanic December 12, 2009
The first sit down meal between a couple following a falling-out, disagreement and/or argument where one party has clearly been in the wrong.
by Dougy_18 July 16, 2011
by Jeff Adamo October 22, 2007
1. (adjective) to be unable or unequipped to handle a situation of temptation due to animalistic tendency, much like a dog's instinct to attack turkeys in his dog house
2. to be in the presence of one whom cannot control his actions related to sex, food, addiction or anger
2. to be in the presence of one whom cannot control his actions related to sex, food, addiction or anger
1. Person 1: "Dude! So whack; how could he cheat on her at that sorority party?"
Person 2: "Oh come on, you know they're all babes; turkeys in a doghouse."
2. Person 1: "You can't to his house alone!"
Person 2: "Why not?"
Person 1: "He'll totally take advantage of you! Turkeys in a doghouse..."
3. Person 1: "Why do you relapse?"
Person 2: "I was at a Miley concert with all my dealers! Turkeys in a doghouse!!"
Person 2: "Oh come on, you know they're all babes; turkeys in a doghouse."
2. Person 1: "You can't to his house alone!"
Person 2: "Why not?"
Person 1: "He'll totally take advantage of you! Turkeys in a doghouse..."
3. Person 1: "Why do you relapse?"
Person 2: "I was at a Miley concert with all my dealers! Turkeys in a doghouse!!"
by ShanfullyGracious September 27, 2009
Related to the term doghouse.
A common deflection method used by the offending party to revert blame or guilt back to the offended party.
Used as a means to avoid accepting responsibility for making a mistake or a bad decision. Expressed by bringing up a prior conflict that is irrelevant to the current situation.
Can be used as a a noun or a verb.
A common deflection method used by the offending party to revert blame or guilt back to the offended party.
Used as a means to avoid accepting responsibility for making a mistake or a bad decision. Expressed by bringing up a prior conflict that is irrelevant to the current situation.
Can be used as a a noun or a verb.
As in, you are in the doghouse with your girlfriend but instead of saying sorry, you bring up something unrelated to get her in trouble.
"You shouldn't have done that."
"Well remember when you forgot our anniversary??"
"Don't try and put me in the reverse doghouse"
or
"Stop trying to reverse doghouse me!"
"You shouldn't have done that."
"Well remember when you forgot our anniversary??"
"Don't try and put me in the reverse doghouse"
or
"Stop trying to reverse doghouse me!"
by Carolina Plantagenet January 30, 2012
Referring to the fight game (boxing, mma, etc.) it means no rules, no stoppages, no rounds. You fight until one fighter quits, or is knocked unconscious.
by ChrisThaDon February 18, 2021
After dumping a huge load of shit in the john, you jam a girls head in the toilet and fuck her in the butt. when you are about to blow your load you pull her head up and go in her mouth, punch her in the face and then give her a swirly.
by Feason January 27, 2007