Distributed Denial of Service

If you say this entire phrase out loud, either you are a nobody, because nobody ever says the entire phrase, or you are explaining DDoS to a n00b.

See DDoS and Make Love Not Spam for examples.

by Downstrike December 1, 2004

Zero fucks for distribution

Not giving a fuck.

I don't give a fuck, I have zero fucks for distribution.

by **jessyka77** August 26, 2013

DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect)

DDOI = Distributed denial of intellect
This occurs when many people think they have a clue about a technical issue but do not really, so they converse amoungst themselves excluding anyone with knowledge of the technicality

Theres billy bob,Margret sue and ralph trying to figure out how to turn there computer on. wonder when the DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect) will end and they ask someone who knows?

by Tech Grumpy August 23, 2011

SDD - Spacial Distribution Disorder

The disorder of not knowing where your body ends and other things begin, which often results in running into doors, walls and coffee tables. You can identify a sufferer by the bruises on their arms and legs.

John isn't a clutz he suffers from SDD - Spacial Distribution Disorder.

by JustJeffInDC August 11, 2009

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

by Mouse October 1, 2004

Cunt Distribution Center

A bitch who's beyond the level of just being a cunt, she's so much worse because even a small interaction with her puts everyone in a bad mood and ruins your whole day. She's distributing her negativity all over the place.

I can't stand to be around Karen, she's such a fucking cunt distribution center, she better not try to talk to me.

by KmoCorner March 22, 2017

Cat Distribution System

The system that gives out cats.

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.

by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024