Maybe the most crappy channel on. Likes to stereotype and use laughtracks at 15 second intervals. Spawn legions of 10 year old girls and the occasional middle school guy to quote it and make them sound like bigger dumbasses. Are big on lipsyching and showing commercials... for their own shows. Is proven to kill more braincells than sniffing glue, doing pot, and jumping off a bridge all at once repeatedly. Also has terrible acting and tries to make shows about people 5 years older than the target audience (ie, Hannah Montana, Phil of the Future, Thats So Raven, which are all about high schoolers).
by omgitsarhino May 27, 2007
It is meant for 6 - 9 year olds, when your 14 and still think that High school is going to be like High school musical your going to have problems.
Disney channel watcher in highschool: Where's Zach Efron? Why isn't anybody singing? Where's the dancing?
by Jersey Kid February 2, 2008
A channel with repetitive and corny shows with bad acting that is strangely addicting to those who grew up watching it.
Benoit knows Disney Channel is lame and stupid, but cannot help watching it when nothing else is on tv.
by katerinaosc March 28, 2009
A very effective method of brainwashing future generations of kids worldwide.
A channel that plays shows and movies that are highly addictive to children and impressionable people. Young children grow up watching it and their parents allow them to, because disney for them is all about the movies they grew up with, and the ideology of family oriented products Disney is associated with, or, theyr just absent parents that dont really give a fuck what theyr kids are watching as long as they dont have to do any or minimal parenting, like my lazy ass mom...
I have young siblings who are glued to the Disney channel 24/7, and I have observed some of the shows with them. I noticed a lot of themes thrown in lyrics, quotes, situations and things of that nature while watching like:
- it's ok to make mistakes( this one is thrown in A LOT, especially in Hannah Montana).
- Talking trash back to your parents is OK (again, hannah montana).
- Rules are ok to break (My Sis & bro love hannah montana, so I mainly see these themes in this show).
- The characters DO have double secret lives, promoting it to the kids.
- All the boys are really gay and feminine(makes ur kids gay).
- All the girls hook up with dudes, you know where kissing leads to in real life( teen pregnancy hello!)
It basically turns your daughter into a slut and ur son into a homo, all the while disney makes money off of you, and ruining the quality of your kids life.
If you don't believe its brainwashing, then give a kid who watches it $20 bucks and walk by them somewhere they sell Disney(hannah montana, jonas, etc.) merchandise and see if they buy it or not. And if they show any symptoms of the themes mentioned above.
A channel that plays shows and movies that are highly addictive to children and impressionable people. Young children grow up watching it and their parents allow them to, because disney for them is all about the movies they grew up with, and the ideology of family oriented products Disney is associated with, or, theyr just absent parents that dont really give a fuck what theyr kids are watching as long as they dont have to do any or minimal parenting, like my lazy ass mom...
I have young siblings who are glued to the Disney channel 24/7, and I have observed some of the shows with them. I noticed a lot of themes thrown in lyrics, quotes, situations and things of that nature while watching like:
- it's ok to make mistakes( this one is thrown in A LOT, especially in Hannah Montana).
- Talking trash back to your parents is OK (again, hannah montana).
- Rules are ok to break (My Sis & bro love hannah montana, so I mainly see these themes in this show).
- The characters DO have double secret lives, promoting it to the kids.
- All the boys are really gay and feminine(makes ur kids gay).
- All the girls hook up with dudes, you know where kissing leads to in real life( teen pregnancy hello!)
It basically turns your daughter into a slut and ur son into a homo, all the while disney makes money off of you, and ruining the quality of your kids life.
If you don't believe its brainwashing, then give a kid who watches it $20 bucks and walk by them somewhere they sell Disney(hannah montana, jonas, etc.) merchandise and see if they buy it or not. And if they show any symptoms of the themes mentioned above.
by Mr.Cornster September 12, 2009
Girl 1:Hey what happen to Lindsey, Hillary, Brittany Spears, Vanessa, and Raven from Disney Channel.
Girl2: They became Wanna-be Whores.... Except for Raven, she is a Druggy Whore.
Girl2: They became Wanna-be Whores.... Except for Raven, she is a Druggy Whore.
by Mr.OrangeBritt October 30, 2009
The reason Disney sucks today. Disney channel has produced many stupid shows such as : JONAS, Hannah-Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place, The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody, That's So Raven, and stupid movies such as the High Shool Musical series. If Walt Disney were still alive, Disney would be great but they dropped all the awesome cartoons for this new garbage. All of the Disney Channel's shows have people laughing in them when they're not even funny! The channel appeals to children around the ages of 5-13.
by PartyGoomba July 11, 2009
tv shows that promote kids to live with hidden agendas. IE:
That's So Raven: Psychic - doesn't tell anyone
Phil of the Future: From the future - doesn't tell anyone
Hannah Montana: Rockstar - doesn't tell anyone
Wizards of Waverly Place - Wizards - don't tell anyone
Jonas Brothers (new show: gay) - rumored to be spies - don't tell anyone, and say they're a rockband instead
American Dragon - yeah, whatever, same deal as all the others
Kim Possible - blahblahblah
I rest my case. Even Stevens for life, though.
That's So Raven: Psychic - doesn't tell anyone
Phil of the Future: From the future - doesn't tell anyone
Hannah Montana: Rockstar - doesn't tell anyone
Wizards of Waverly Place - Wizards - don't tell anyone
Jonas Brothers (new show: gay) - rumored to be spies - don't tell anyone, and say they're a rockband instead
American Dragon - yeah, whatever, same deal as all the others
Kim Possible - blahblahblah
I rest my case. Even Stevens for life, though.
Shirley: My daughter turns into a street walker at night.
Cindy: It's that fuckin' Disney Channel bullshit.
Cindy: It's that fuckin' Disney Channel bullshit.
by buhhhh December 11, 2008