Despacito

The song to be played when anything sad happens, because its existence is saddening as well. Bonus points if you ask Alexa to play it for you, because typing it into youtube isn't worth the effort.

"I just spilled my coffee on my dog. Alexa, play Despacito,"

by PandaLance July 28, 2018

Despacito

Slowly (slo-il-e)

Comedian:That’s so sad Alexa play Despacito
You:lol did u know that means slowly and the whole song is saying touch me slowly

Comedian:google translate isn’t necessarily right all the time.

by Whyislife October 26, 2018

Despacito

A song written by thanos

Sang by Louis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee
Very romantic if translated to English

*Despacito 3 Found on Mars*
"There might be signs of Despacito on martian rocks" -says the CEO of Nasa.

by Noscoperz October 4, 2018

Despacito

Some meme Song

Despacito a meme

by aieijhfbv June 19, 2018

Despacito

In English it means the word Slowly With means Despacito is to slow for you...
So you could beat it in the race of retarded songs in 2018 :)

Skurb: I like the word despacito
Someone else: no despacito is for idiots slow idot

by Okgamerbro9001 August 25, 2018

Despacito

A song that'll make you feel suicidal, even after hearing it for a second.

Oh my god he died of despacito!
Despacito wha-
DESPACITO MAGGOT

by The God that Gods over Gods. October 7, 2018

Despacito

It's the power that made earth and the universe itself.
It's the one you should pray for.
It's him.

LUIS FONSI.

Person 1: Damn dude, life is meaningless.
Person 2: despacito
Person 1: Thank you for existing, now everything makes sense!

by Sketcher, your true God. October 13, 2018