Phlegm Brulee

The horrible brown colored mucus that is discharged from an individual when they are ill or getting over an illness.

Friend 1 - How you feeling today buddy?

Friend 2 - Getting a little better...my body is cooking up some phlegm brulee right now so I am getting that shizz out of my system.

by archyis October 9, 2009

Creme Brulee

Jizzing on a girl's face and then using a blowtorch to caramelize it.

Man: My girl gave me some nice creme brulee last night. Burnt her face up real good.

by J.P. Licks September 1, 2009

creme brulee

A dessert purchased by girly girls and on occasion, pink shirted men

Girly girl: can I order a creme brulee

by CDMJK November 26, 2007

creme brulee

When a woman catches a guy's cum in her hand and then gently blows on it until the top layer solidifies. Then she has to lightly tap the "crust" with her fingernail and eat her lovely desert.

I gave my girlfriend a lovely creme brulee the other night.

by Cee Reezy March 16, 2008

creme brulee

cunnilingus through a scab. The receiving party should have a large scab covering their vaginal opening. The partner performing the act pokes through the scab with his/her tongue, or chews through it with their teeth in order to perform oral sex. Swallowing the scab is optional.

i went down on Zoe and much to my chagrin, a creme brulee was in order to finish the act.

by jar bear August 16, 2004

Cum Brulee

The sexual act preformed after ejaculation where the recipient sprinkles cane sugar on the cum and proceeds to caramelize the top with a kitchen torch.
-Optionally garnished with berries...the concoction is consumed.
-To make "Diet", simply use a sugar substitute

Sarah typically ends her day, with a fresh, creamy cum brulee.

by DSCUMBRULEE November 21, 2009

creme brulee

see above definition.

i had to floss after performing creme brulee on her

by jar bear August 16, 2004