yall cant behave

An excuse for a moderator to lock a thread. Usually, it is for one of two reasons:

1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.

2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.

Commenter 1: How did this get 2000 upvotes in 30 minutes?

—Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!

——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”

One hour later…

Moderator: locked 'cuz yall cant behave💀

deleted: removed

—deleted: removed

——deleted: removed

by bruhthisismyhandle August 27, 2022

Y’all can’t behave

A phrase associated with Reddit moderators who lock threads because people “break the rules”, or otherwise get too out of hand. Often used when lots of comments in the thread get removed.

Also known as getting “y’alled”.

This post has been reported like 100 times, so I’m locking it because y’all can’t behave.

by what’sapseudonym July 1, 2021

make you behave like an animal

There are two things this could mean, one; you want them (your partner or really close friend) to behave like an animal, or two; it's a part of a song, called 'animal' by Sir Chloe. (imo it's really good,,)

Person 1: make you behave like an animal
Person 2: do it no balls

OR

Person 1: make me behave like an animal!
Person 2: I'm asking nicely, give me what I want!

Person 1: I'm asking politely, give me what I want!!
(They continue to sing the full song together)

by Roi_ May 25, 2023

DJs behaving badly

A really cool podcast about someone claiming to be a DJ but really there not.

Yay there a new podcast on DJs behaving badly just cam out on Spotify.

by Mr H Jones February 4, 2022

the age of well-behaving animals

The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.

In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.

In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

behaved rat

“behaved rat” is a fun nickname to call your friends! If you can’t think of a nickname for your friend use behaved rat!

my friend is a behaved rat!

by loser lex April 6, 2021

Behave

Nah. I'm just going to keep doing whatever I want.

Hym "People at work like to bitch about me not following certain rules and how I behave, right? I mean... You know who I AM, right? Do you really think that YOU are the guy/girl? I know what the rule is. I know what you said. I know the work isn't done. I'm going to break it again tonight, the sound of you repeating yourself is music to my ears, and I slowed down throughout the night to make sure you would have to do it for me. Go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2023