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Nanny Pearls

When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.
Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.
by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025
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On Nanny

When u say on nanny it is the most highest of non capping activity. When you use this word people will know not to play with you.
Fun Fact: GKM Kwanto was the first rapper to say On Nanny
On nanny last weekend shorty gave me the sloppiest of toppy
by GassedUpKwanto November 23, 2021
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get da nanny bag

When they promise you extra money on payday but the money never show up.
Lighty asked: "The plane crashed with the coke?"
Salty said: "No...get da nanny bag!"
by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg June 26, 2021
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Nanny Up

Nanny up is a Gullah Geechee term that means to defecate, shit, poop, or to go number two. It’s mostly used when a child needs a diaper changed, but also if someone has used the restroom and has left a lingering odor.
Which one uh dem chirren eh nanny up”
“Eh nanny up innuh bathroom
by GullahGullah February 26, 2024
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Nanny Plum

Shrek’s lover; the nanny in Ben And Holly who has a Karen haircut but killer wing and loves children unlike Scatty Al...
Person 1: Who’s that? She’s got raven black hair and rockin wings!

Person 2: it’s Nanny plum! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by wee_eejit May 29, 2022
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Xanny the Nanny

Who a girl says is babysitting her kid when she's given the kid Xanax to make them sleep while she's out partying.
Hey Girl, my kid's with Xanny the Nanny, let's party!
by AvalonLeFae April 28, 2022
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