pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

pick up and throw around

when someone wants to pick you up and have sex with you

"i like girls i can pick up and throw around"

by Kaylee Trampus December 9, 2024

pick me up

when shes so pick me, she holds her hands out like a little kid

“heathers so pick me up, she’s acting like a child who wants to be picked up”

by anonymous August 3, 2021

pick up and throw around

To pick someone up and have sex with them

"i like girls i can pick up and throw around"
"Elijah totally picked me up and threw me around last night"

by Kaylee Trampus December 9, 2024

winds picking up

Strong urge to go to the pub is coming on

Geez the winds picking up, we’ll get blown to the pub in a minute

by PezLad70 March 16, 2023

Picking Up Pennies

You know when you're roaming around Portland and you see that one person high on life attempting to tie their shoes?
Tweakers. More specifically, fent heads swaying in the wind. You know the stance.

It can be used liberally to blanket the behavior of any high, not just the bad ones.

"Oh shit, dude is over there picking up pennies."
"We've got another one out there picking up pennies!"
"Dude was so gone he was out on main pickin' up pennies!"
"Dalton ripped the bong and started picking up pennies at the concert!"

by NotWhiteHenry February 15, 2025

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025