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Aunty selmo

The goat you will never get enough of him but you will never get too much of him he Will all ways be the nigger always count on an auntie like him is the nigger the nigger the nigger

He is a Greek legend in the making an ocean fighter
Firebreather

sexiest of them all the best in the bed and will never disappoint
I am an aunty selmo in the making
by Ghostedji345 November 24, 2023
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broke auntie

A broke auntie is someone (mostly a woman) who is either so occupied in life that they can’t take care of themselves or someone who has been through a lot of shit or has mental health problems which causes them to completely let themselves go. They also have really messy and tangled hair because they haven’t showered in weeks/days, their blonde/brown/ginger/etc roots are coming in if they’ve dyed their hair.

Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.

Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Tiffany: I need to do something with myself, I look like… somebody’s broke auntie.

Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
by CallMeCrimson44 June 20, 2022
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your auntie a thotie

Worse then your mom gay, your dad a lesbian and your granny a tranny. Don't use this unless you absolutely need to
Carl: your mom gay

Tim: your dad lesbian

Carl : your granny tranny

Tim: your auntie a thotie

Carl then dies, goes to the fourth dimension, dies there and becomes the devils fuck slave
by Reuben sandwich May 11, 2018
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Aunty Mfon

Is partly kind partly mean. love to cook and works for my aunt
by Clairlisa March 16, 2021
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Aunti

Hey aunti
by Nessnice August 14, 2025
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Aunty

Shamita shetty is an aunty. Aunty Shamita shetty is very classy and dignified woman with full of insecurity and fakeness!
by Anand397 February 24, 2022
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Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris refers to the evil witch who took your soul.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who’s been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris who takes the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room with a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at goodwill! Auntie Doris who?
by Johnathan Shithead October 5, 2025
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