Ladder Me

When a guys wants the girl to climb her dick

Hey girl I’m hard and ready! Ladder Me Bitch!!

by Dirty-Harry February 25, 2018

flying ladder

When a man with a Jacob’s ladder piercing stands on a bed and another person assumes the position of face down ass up on the floor, the man jumps off the bed and flys into the other person.

Hey Jamie I tried the Flying Ladder last night, I almost broke my dick but it was totally worth it.

by Rumpleforeskim September 28, 2022

Antique Ladder

When you mount an octogenarian to sexually penetrate them.

“Woah, last night my sister attempted an antique ladder on octogenarian!”

by botcabbage June 20, 2020

ladder llama

A llama climbing a ladder. Simple is that

Look how high the ladder llama is!

by Wheresthect December 29, 2015

Ladder

Something that you can climb in.

P1: Yo man, can i climb that ladder?
P2: Nah, i think theres nothing interesting up there.

by iheartsprite4587 December 16, 2023

Get on the ladder

A discrete inuendo which at first meant to give someone a hand job while nutting in their ass. But now is used as a more general term for an incredibly sexual action which can be used in any contexts due to the ambiguity of the phrase.

Tom, get on the ladder.
I got on the ladder last night.

by froginalog January 28, 2025

Love Ladder

Similar to love handles. It's when one has so many love handles that it resembles more of a ladder going up their side.

Damn, Brian got so big it looks like he's got a ladder of love handles going up his side, looks more like a love ladder.

by PresBurrito May 16, 2011