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twerk marks

When someone twerks against a wall with enoughbforce to both rub the paint off while simultaneously embedding the fabric color into the wall
Damn, what happened to your wall?

Man, Big Frita was so drunk last night that when he new Mr. Ghetto song played, she left twerk marks on my bedroom wall!
by Dah Baussss March 14, 2014
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Mark

A guy you shouldn’t date
If his name is mark 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
by iaann November 22, 2021
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Buffer Marks

When you’re watching DeStache on Twitch, on your 160p toaster and the buffer is too much!
by MS.M-R January 14, 2021
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Mark Brown

Racist motherfucker who went off on DC's friend for getting a losing position

Basically like zero_chills but extremely more racist
Mark Brown: Fucking Pussy ass ******
Mods: You're banned
by swisscheese222 December 27, 2022
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let me break it down for you mark

Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
by collegegrappler December 24, 2023
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Schrödinger's Mark

Schrödinger's Mark is a situation that refers to a student who feels a lack of confidence, such that they are too ashamed to check their mark; choosing instead to live in a state of artificial emotional neutrality - thinking that their mark is both good and bad - as opposed to taking a gamble and having their next few days be either miserable or joyful.

This is similar to the quantum-physics theory known as Schrödinger's cat, whereby until the box is opened (or, in this case, when the student checks their mark); it is not known whether or not the cat is alive or dead - or, in this case, whether or not the mark is one which the student would be happy or unhappy with.

To conclude, by choosing not to check what mark was achieved, the student can live in the aforementioned state of ignorant emotional neutrality.
Student 1: "Shit man, I don't think I did too well on that test"
Student 2: "Damn, you gonna check your mark?"
Student 1: "Nah bro, no way. I don't want my day ruined. Even if I somehow did well, I don't want to take that chance"
Student 2: "Well shit, real Schrödinger's Mark situation, ain't it?"
by dumberthanithink March 17, 2023
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Mark ass

A weak or trifling ass person; labeled as a "mark" indicating they're vulnerable to getting rocked. Just an all-around trick.
"Man fuck them mark ass bitches"

"Navid? That mark ain't worth half a shit don't worry about him"
by Antisocial_boi_69 April 3, 2022
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