Mark Deano

Thinks he’s van der sar in goal but more like van Barneveld. Needs to act his age n stop being a blithering idiot

Oh no the keepers had a mark deano there ffs

by BigFatWillsClaretBlueArmy December 12, 2025

Mark Cum

The rarest and purest seed on the planet. Only women of virtue and quality are worthy of it. Hails from an unbroken bloodline of over 5,0000 years.

"How was your date last night?"
"It was ok."
"Did you give her the Mark Cum?"
"No she wasn't worthy."

by The Council of NPGs December 18, 2025

yellow question-mark

Da "pee-pattern symbol" in da snow dat gets created by da natural movement of yer "nozzle" --- i.e., da urine-stream "starts out strong" and initially lands several feet away due to yer full and "pressurized" bladder, gradually progresses around in a sideways-curve, and then forms a straight line back towards you as da stream-force tapers off and so yer lulu progressively droops till it's eventually pointing almost straight downwards; it then makes a final separate "dot" of yellow in da spot just ahead of yer feet when you perform a "sphincter stripping" --- i.e., you tense yer bowel-muscles to "get out da last of it" --- at da end.

When visiting friends' houses where there is often a bit of a line to da WC and so I may need to unobtrusively "take it outdoors", I always move a few feet away from da porch before taking a whiz, so dat I don't gross anyone out by their finding a yellow question-mark too close to where they'd need to walk.

by QuacksO January 23, 2025

Mark's Edge

Mark's Edge is a philosophy about the lust and complexity of femboys, heterosexuality, and being gay. This convolution derives from the mindset behind getting raped by femboys or taking interest into femboys by accident or on purpose being a result of making you gay. Femboys show an lust in some cases where psychologists study the natural reactive behaviors behind heterosexual men taking a liking of this kind of culture.

Hugh - Hey man, did you see that cute girl I sent you?
Jack - Yeah she was so hot!
Hugh - Actually, its me dressed up as a girl!

Jack - Well why do I find you hot?
Hugh - Looks like a case of Mark's Edge!

by truth_hunter20291 January 26, 2025

Mark's Edge

Mark's Edge is a philosophy about the lust and complexity of femboys, heterosexuality, and being gay. This convolution derives from the mindset behind getting raped by femboys or taking interest into femboys by accident or on purpose being a result of making you gay. Femboys show an lust in some cases where psychologists study the natural reactive behaviors behind heterosexual men taking a liking of this kind of culture.

Hugh - Hey man, did you see that cute girl I sent you?
Jack - Yeah she was so hot!
Hugh - Actually, its me dressed up as a girl!

Jack - Well why do I find you hot?
Hugh - Looks like a case of Mark's Edge!

by truth_hunter20291 January 26, 2025

Mark

"Mark" is a term used in soccer when you're guarding someone.

"He's wide open, Mark Him!"

by Michael Harris1101 January 27, 2025

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What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025