pick up a cupcake

To make sexual advances towards a minor. The term was coined after YouTuber EDP445 was caught in a sting operation where he thought he would be meeting up with a 13-year-old girl for sex

EDP: Well, I was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home.

by Purplax November 28, 2024

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pick-up god

A pick-up God is someone who uses pick-up lines on bitches in order to get "sucked". The pick-up god averages getting bopped 5 times a day. He has 4 Demi-gods who use his pick up lines to get top.

"Hey you dropped something... My jaw"

"Wow pick-up god I want to bop you"

by SwaggyP69 April 23, 2014

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The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.

"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"

by Ahotchick April 22, 2014

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Picking up the plywood

Picking up the plywood: exceedingly rough anal sex

Picking up the plywood: I am going to Joe's house later to pick up the plywood

by Olian October 9, 2016

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PICK UP ARTISTRY: The First Juvenile Release For Neurolinguistic Programming.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: PICK UP ARTISTRY: The First Juvenile Release For Neurolinguistic Programming.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

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