When people make their own versions of pepe.
That's a nice custom pepe you have there!
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A well-known game only virgins play
person1: yo do you play hood customs?
person2: no nigga im not a virgin
by DangerousKilla March 1, 2023
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He has small peepee and wants to fuck himself but hes too small pp
Bro my pp is a Captain Custom right now
by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020
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You're on a customer journey, when you think you have a life, but you don't

The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense
"Boy, it's hassle, I'm on all those customer journeys and am way too poor to ever arrive".

"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."

"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."
by slowsunnyday November 11, 2017
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A really big dump, that may or may not be currently slamming against your rectum.
Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.
by walrusnuts November 18, 2020
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Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!
A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.
by Linit March 29, 2017
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