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Immigration and Customs Enforcement

A notorious organization that is known for terrorizing immigrants. They can go fuck themselves.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement just caught my neighbor who has a wife and two young disabled children just because he has issues with an orange turd in office. He plans on getting deported to a prison in El Salvador that host violent gang members even though he has never committed a crime.
by DMJohnson April 8, 2025
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customer influx discount

A temporary discount given to customers when purchases are low to encourage more purchases.
We haven't had many customers this morning, apply the customer influx discount to lower prices.
by customerdiscount March 10, 2024
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Custom

Something so absolutely rigged that only a true professional could accomplish that level of quality.
Did you see the way Marquis left that conduit hanging from the ceiling? That's custom. He's real custom.
by Oldschool88 August 14, 2021
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customer journey

You're on a customer journey, when you think you have a life, but you don't

The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense
"Boy, it's hassle, I'm on all those customer journeys and am way too poor to ever arrive".

"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."

"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."
by slowsunnyday November 11, 2017
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Customer service

Customer service means always cumming in the food of people you serve at ur occupation. Customer service means cumming on the people you are serving. Customer service means cumming in that dude’s cola because you indeed have good customer service.
I cum everywhere, because I have good customer service
by Racketmaster238 September 7, 2020
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Captain Custom

He has small peepee and wants to fuck himself but hes too small pp
Bro my pp is a Captain Custom right now
by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020
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Customer-ise

The art of talking a complete stranger into buying something you made.
I customer-ised seven people at the dog park today!
by Buddy&TreatsStaff November 18, 2021
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