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dutch merge

To take a perfectly stable code repository and replace it with a completely unstable branch that consequently gets deployed to production causing the server to catch fire.
by djmci December 18, 2012
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dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out
She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.
by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015
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Dutch Pocket

The Dutch Pocket is a sexual act where the man licks the woman's asshole and she performs oral sex on him until he ejaculates in her mouth.

After this happens they will french kiss mixing their body juices together in their mouths creating the Dutch Pocket.
I had some good Dutch Pocket yesterday!
by Itzmemario December 7, 2023
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dutch claw

Same as the dutch rudder. Only for women
‘Oooo shit me and Tracy got a bit hot and heavy last night. Nothing lesbian happened we just Dutch clawed each other’
by Monkeyglasses May 17, 2018
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dutch egg

Chris, I totally saw you stuff that Dutch Egg in Ziggy, you scoundrel!
by Shabba dabba doo August 10, 2017
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dutch trooper

When a girl is giving you head under the covers and farts but doesn't stop, effectively dutch ovening herself and being a trooper about it.
Dude she was such a dutch trooper, she wasn't feeling well and kept going and even contained the stench.
by Iboji December 11, 2017
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Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.
She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.
by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019
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