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dutch hoe

A dutch hoe is a person who likes to get with a lot of people sexually, but cannot get any.

Derived from the true definitions of a dutch hoe, being, “a hoe that is used for pushing rather than pulling”

a dutch hoe is a hoe that cannot not pull

est 2024 Benjamin Stewart
Trey: “Man, Aidan is always tryna get with women, he’s such a hoe”
Ben: “Yeah too bad he’s dutch”
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Jerry: “You’re such a dutch hoe, just learn how to talk to girls!”
by Penjamin June 13, 2024
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dutch trooper

When a girl is giving you head under the covers and farts but doesn't stop, effectively dutch ovening herself and being a trooper about it.
Dude she was such a dutch trooper, she wasn't feeling well and kept going and even contained the stench.
by Iboji December 11, 2017
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Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.
She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.
by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019
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dutch egg

Chris, I totally saw you stuff that Dutch Egg in Ziggy, you scoundrel!
by Shabba dabba doo August 10, 2017
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Dutch stuffed ditch panda

A cheap often foreign prostitute who has black bags under her eyes caused from drug withdrawals, being gang banged and blown in by several men for drugs. Leaving her filled with cum, resembling a Dutch stuffing. "A thick mashed potato and bread stuffing" who is left to have her fix in an alley or park.
We have run outta gear, The boys ended up with a Dutch stuffed ditch panda earlier tonight, so they need to get on again.
by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud May 18, 2022
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you are a Dutch

Calling a girl a great person, someone that has your back . You are awesome
by Bethovero April 8, 2022
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Dutch Glass Blower

On your knees, moisten someones anus with your mouth while lighly blowing in it, and jacking off the dude at the same time.
The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform a Dutch Glass Blower
by Chibraltar February 20, 2024
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