Dutch Blow Job

Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.

Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.

by CatFishSandwitch May 22, 2024

In dutch

In dutch, meaning pregnant.

He got her in dutch, so they had to get married.

by UrbanSouth March 16, 2023

brownie in the dutch oven

You fart under the covers and pull them up over the other person, but a little poop comes out.

"Dude.. I totaly did a brownie in the Dutch oven last night and had to wash my sheets"

by Shlynlew July 15, 2017

dutch fanfare

when having intercourse with 2 or more partners and ejaculate in both anuses and then get them to fart all over someone

danni received the dutch fanfare from brooke and claire

by doctordoctorpuss August 2, 2010

Dutch Stripe

This a Connect-4 move which involves a diagonal line of three tokens in a row with a valid token point at either end. It is similar to the Norwegian Pincer with the only difference being its orientation.

"They anticipated my norwegian pincer, how about a dutch stripe" - Player
"How could I possibly fall for a dutch stripe" - Other Player

by Jyenormous May 20, 2024

Full Dutch

To remove all clothing except a snorkel and run around frantically. Advanced practitioners may also alternate

between eating cheese and vomiting furiously. Full Dutch is often brought on my severe stress or mental disorders.

Jim went Full Dutch last Saturday after his girlfriend bought a llama.

by Ronjon876 June 5, 2015

Dutch Auto

A Dutch Auto is like a dutch oven but it’s done in the car. For maximum effectiveness, the child window locks should be activated before the gaseous discharge.

I had three Taco Bell bean burritos for lunch. I gave Leslie a Dutch Auto on the way back.

by Gas man. January 11, 2019