Uni

Uni is cute, short, loves cats, and rlly likes talking. 10/10. wont stop talking until you give her food to chew on. Good luck trying to make a Uni shut up most of the time

Person1: Shoot its Uni. Got any food with you?
Person2: *Looks disappointed "shoot. I dont"
Person1: then lets opperate emergency plan A
Person2: What?
Person1: got any "chewable stuff"?
person2: I got a mouldy hotdog.

persin1: perfect.

by Milton_hater December 24, 2021

Give'm the Uni.

An improvised percussive attitude reconfiguration, delivered cranially via any scrap segment of UniStrut between 22 and 36" in length.

"He was late three times this week and didn't bring coffee for the crew? Says here in Section 12, Subsection 11.2 of the Foreman's Manual of Standard Site Procedures: "That's it, give'm the Uni."

by N0m-d3-Plum3 January 25, 2022

UNI

UNI stands for “unneeded information”

“What Lucas had told me was just UNI.”

by Alec_Buts April 19, 2022

typhoony uni

The residue left on a person's face after man having anal sex with said person pulls out and wipes genitals on person's brow

Matt laughed hysterically after giving Anna a degrading typhoony uni

by Mothballs June 19, 2003

uni virgin

someone who has had sex prior to university, but hasn’t had sex in university, leaving them to be a uni virgin

“Look at jackson, guys a uni virgin, how crazy is that”

by ItsBigJuicay December 30, 2020

uni quality

An item or thing which is of low quality/ kind of trash, mainly used to describe certain objects or people

Justin said "I am uni quality!" meaning he's trash or low quality.

by filaylayde January 22, 2021

platinum uni

a place where experts teach you to make hella money forex

https: //lddy.no/o6kb

peasant: yo mate how you afford that lambo?
me: platinum uni my guy

by willlever1111 February 21, 2021