Uni Moments!

Basically when anything mildly or brilliantly funny happens when you're with your university friends.

Can/ should be preceded with the acronym 'LOL'.
When friend #1 is waiting to give friend #2 a lift to a pub quiz.

Friend #1: "I'm outside"
Friend #2: "Lol Uni Moments!"
by StephenKing June 15, 2014
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uni-task

Situation normal. Working in accordance with one's pay rate. Also see semi-tasking.
This morning I checked my email, and then I moved some stuff around on my desk for a while, and then I checked my voice mail. I was uni-tasking.
by ryan.s October 17, 2008
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uni flake

When your ass fro and your ball fro get tangled up. Plus it's not very fresh, not exactly dry but not moist either. Just flaked out and shit
That's what you said about birthing vags right, it's a uni flake?
by toxikcupkake26 April 07, 2017
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uni is a hot milf 🤠🤠
by AlbertoEinstein69 May 12, 2022
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Uni

See Liam he's a uni
Hey, Uni what's up
by Liam_555 March 16, 2020
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UNIS

i crappy school that blocks everything for no reason
if hell had a name it would be UNIS
by bobbob 31 March 14, 2018
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Unis

Penis
no unis
by UNISSS June 17, 2022
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