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peasant: yo mate how you afford that lambo?
me: platinum uni my guy
by willlever1111 February 21, 2021
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Uni-bomber

When your non-university friend stays at your digs during rag week to pretend to be a student chasing other students at all the parties
Who's that new bloke with X? Oh, he's just another uni-bomber escaping his dreary corporate job for a weekend
by JesusJonesUK May 8, 2025
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Kingston's uni

Kingston's uni is a place where you get brutually molested by Zafar and Riccardo. Kingston's uni does voodoo in the labs in oder to keep the kids in the basement unaware of the outside world. It also provide a wide choice of spliffs directly from Riccardo which is THE plug in town.
Shit man I got raped by Khan yesterday at Kingston's uni
by Charlotte Hamad February 27, 2024
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uni youth dad

A dad who is over the age of 35 and still wears matching tracksuits and snapbags like his children.
A uni youth dad is the kind of dad who wears the same clothes as his children or the youth or the world, he tends to wear SnapBacks, matching brand tracksuits and had grey beard and no hair but the SnapBacks cover the hair and you see greys.
by PrincessP11 June 2, 2022
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uni flake

When your ass fro and your ball fro get tangled up. Plus it's not very fresh, not exactly dry but not moist either. Just flaked out and shit
That's what you said about birthing vags right, it's a uni flake?
by toxikcupkake26 April 7, 2017
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uni-dimp

When a bad bitch only has one dimple.
I’ll still come over tomorrow night. But only w/ the uni-dimp. Will she be there too, or do I have to find a way to make you smile for her to show up?

Gurl is that a uni-dimp on your face, or are you just happy to see me?
by Marielexay April 9, 2025
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Matt Uni

A royal blooded and handsome lad, with a very charismatic and jestic character, a chick magnet indeed, loves dogs and loves girls so much
I remeber Matt Uni, he is indeed a stunner
by Matt Uni June 7, 2021
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