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Shit worship

It’s when your house is full of feces piss and shit and you don’t give a fuck. You just walk right through it with bare feet and everything. Or like you think it’s good luck so you get a bird to shit on your head or shit all over you. Or after you wipe your ass you sniff your own shit. 2 girls one cup. Fucked up stuff but it’s all real.
by angelendoftimes May 23, 2023
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The God you worship

IT LITERALLY SAYS TO DO THAT IN THE BIBLE! NUMBERS 31! HE QUOTED THE THING!
Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
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Worship of Nothing

The worshipers of nothing are finally destroyed by the Gods
Worship of Nothing is a spectatular read!
by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021
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International Worship Dakota Day

This is the day that the great Dakota must be worshipped
What are you doing on the 19th of August

Dude! That’s International Worship Dakota Day!
by anonymous November 18, 2021
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worship like a snail

What you do at the shrine of their light
I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
by im u fucking sadist17 September 3, 2021
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Worship

Something kids do to stuffed moose in classrooms
by Amh6014 November 29, 2022
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connective worship

A three-dimensional spiritual worship service that utilizes technology to listen as the primary function.
We deliver today and tomorrow's ministries - evangelism, discipleship, preaching, and connective worship.
by EWTECHNERD September 25, 2022
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