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The God you worship

IT LITERALLY SAYS TO DO THAT IN THE BIBLE! NUMBERS 31! HE QUOTED THE THING!
Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
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Donald worshiper

Someone who swallows everything that comes out of a Donald, even against their own interests.
The Donald worshipers are afraid to admit that he's worse than Jeffrey Epstein. 👀
by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023
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dynamite ninja worship

Is otw playing chapel?

Nah it Dynamite Ninja Worship
by Cohead14 September 23, 2023
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Anti-Furry Worship Day

October 4th is Anti-Furry Worship Day. On this day, you can worship every anti-furry. If you are one, congrats.
"Hey, it's Anti-Furry Worship Day! Let's worship the Anti-Furries!"
by Anti-Furry/Furry Hater October 4, 2023
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Worship of Nothing

The worshipers of nothing are finally destroyed by the Gods
Worship of Nothing is a spectatular read!
by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021
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International Worship Dakota Day

This is the day that the great Dakota must be worshipped
What are you doing on the 19th of August

Dude! That’s International Worship Dakota Day!
by anonymous November 18, 2021
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Cow worship day

i have the biggest cow for cow worship day
by holden dn June 7, 2021
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