Ping pong

A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.

A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).

Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!

Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!

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Ping Pong

Where 2 guys play with each other's nutsack

"Dude, go play ping pong with Mikey and leave me alone since you guys are familiar with it so much"

by latrelljennings January 4, 2023

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ping pong duvet

Ballsack, or the protect skin cover around the testicles

Man my ping pong duvet is itchy as shit

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Ping pong

Something sentient species chase for endless hours to prove their worth, endurance and skills to other homosapiens, in order to accomplish something so pointless that we aliens endorse ant more than humans.

Humans: Ping pong
XJAY-563: At least you do something, unlike Jack who can't suck ass

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Ping pong on a pony

An expresstion meaning rough sex. Often used in public places so no one understands the meaning of the conversation.

Hey dude I got to play ping pong on a pony with this hot bitch from the party last night. It was so wild I could barily walk this morning.

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90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex

To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”

by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023

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