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Flappy Fish 

Amber Heard’s Vagina

Johnny Depp to his friend “I have no mercy, no fear for this gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market.
Flappy Fish by Wyntercobweb June 18, 2022

Flappy Asshole 

(n.) When you are so hungry, you eat your parenters rectum and chew it till the sun comes down.
Dude, when you fell asleep I gave you a Flappy Asshole

Flappy bird 

A bird with a huge dick that flaps around in the wind when it flies.

Not to be confused with a Sticky Flappy bird.
Guy 1: Woah look at that bird's, massive cock!
Guy 2: How does it fly with that thing?
Guy 3: Must be a Flappy bird

Flappy Fustercluck 

The scientific name for a group of 'hunter' terminids (insects) in the video game, Helldivers 2:

A gaggle of geese.
A murder of crows.
A flappy fustercluck of hunters.
Richard - a flappy fustercluck patrol to your 5 o'clock - kill 'em with fire!

Old Man Flappy Cap

Singer Brian Johnson from AC/DC. Called this because he wears a stupid old man's flappy cap.
I think old man flappy cap is about to sing Thunderstruck.
Old Man Flappy Cap by K40 January 13, 2004

Playing Flappy Bird 

The pre-masturbatory act of grabbing your flaccid penis with your fingers or hand, and flapping or bouncing it around to predicate an erection.
"Yo, you try this Flappy Bird game yet? I heard it's real addicting."
"Heh, I'm playing flappy bird right now."
"Well how is it- what in the hell man, you're disgusting!"
"Well, playing flappy bird is more of a gateway deal, it only gets addicting once you're actually jerking off. "