Depression

Doesn’t exist for Asian people
European people drink to kill it

American people lie about it

Australian people have genetics also called depression
African people have more important problems …. mental health is an issue will make them laugh
Antarctica is depression

But, on a serious note if you feel mentally unwell contact a therapist but not your parents …seriously don’t

Sentence: why are urban dictionary edditors quitting their jobs?
Well…..you realise they have to read descriptions of hormonal teenagers about normal things but sexualised ….for living …imagine the depression

by 7continents December 15, 2024

Depression

A feeling of not sadness but utter emptiness. Of wondering why you can’t feel anything or why you almost don’t want to feel anything anymore and of wanting to keep others out while wanting them to come in

I can’t feel anything because of depression

by The one who screm May 12, 2020

fake depression.

people in mostly middle/high school who think they are depressed for no reason even though they weren't diagnosed with it if your just sad its not depression depression is when you have to take pills so stop acting sad a lot of people think this cause in movies they do sad stuff and then they do it because it makes them depressed

james:One time i saw some girl on Instagram talking about how sad she is she has fake depression.

jack:what a idiot

by my sister is fake depressed November 20, 2020

Depression

Something everyone goes through at one point. Some more than others cough-me-cough. But it can always be cured by someone or many people who love and value you. Dont be depressed.

Urban Dictionary helps cure and cause my depression.

by Skittles_07 December 21, 2019

Sheen's Depression

He felt like Ultra-Lord, now he's Ultra-bored.
Been feeling so damn low he might just pull the fucking cord

Carl: hey Sheen how are you today.
Sheen: I don't know I feel ultra-bored and depressed, they should name a depression about me called Sheen's Depression

by IroncladExplorer February 27, 2021

Depression

The excuse teenagers use to get attention and to seem “special”.

Teenager 1: You’ve never been this down, are you feeling ok?
Teenager 2: I have depression. Everybody hates me.

Teenager 1: Since when did you have depression? You’re already friends with everyone.

by TheSamePersonWhoEatsRawEggs August 5, 2020

Post-Fartum Depression

When you queef after having a miscarriage and then the afterbirth bubbles and runs down your leg

Ew, my girl just had a queef while passing a miscarriage, call that a Post-fartum Depression

by CumCorpse April 14, 2025