Clot Rocket

The floating used tampon(s) in a high traffic port-a-pot.

“I dry heaved and peed simultaneously because of all the clot rockets in the port-a-pot.”

by A_Stiggy October 24, 2020

Sock Clot

a thick mass of coagulated seminal fluid embedded into the fibers of a sock, typically cotton athletic tube socks.

Judy refused to do her son Peter's laundry after finding a hardened sock clot embedded into one o his athletic socks

by MoistCake July 14, 2017

Clot waffle

Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.

“Shut up, you absolute clot waffle.”
“Only a clot waffle could say something that dumb.”

by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025

flavor clot

When everything you drink that normally tastes good ends up tasting weird.

Great, I guess I have a flavor clot now because this soda tastes like seltzer water!

by GrainTrain February 9, 2018

Clot

Crazy Lady Over There

This clot is turning everyone's life into a living hell.

by Sofastsurf July 18, 2020

Clot

Someone who prevents/delays an individual from participating in something enjoyable.

Ugh, my friend is such a clot. They always drag me to their place and never let me go out and party.

by FoodForTitan June 28, 2018

Snot-Clot

Wads of Tissue Paper Packed Inside the Nostrils to Clot a Runny Nose.

I need tissue paper to make a “Snot-Clot” for my runny nose.

by Elliot.T.Kings December 20, 2020