Sassy Blood Clot Sizta's

Two dumbAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH gays who shared 1 singular cell of the brain.

Sassy Blood Clot Sizta's rule the world.

by Jadaxxxxxxxxxx May 9, 2022

Corn Clot

Noun

A turd lathered in corn kernels; The aftermath of a corn-on-the-cob buffet;

"Hold my beer while I go pass this corn clot."

by mississippi_dude September 21, 2022

Clot

Clot… clot is a word Two amazing girls called Hollie and Poppy use! They are the bestest of friends and they always put eaxhother first!

Omg I just saw a clot”
“Don’t tell poppy and hollie”

by Holzferris January 15, 2022

Slick Clot

When an omega in the a/o/b universe has an over production of slick and it cannot be expelled normally so it clots and has to be pushed out forcibly

“The doctor said a side effect of the suppressants were slick clots”

by Info booth October 12, 2021

clot catcher

A women with a very hairy pussy

No baldi on that girl she has a clot catcher between her legss

by Maddogg75 February 23, 2022

Clot Blocked

Similar to being cock blocked. But instead of another person interfering with the prospect of coitus,
It is the realisation that the woman has her rags, With blood clots so heavy, even dolmio cant bear to wear that grin.

" Hey Shannan, Did you end up rooting that hot cunt Beezy the other night?

" No, I wish! I really wanted to, but i got clot blocked"

PERSON 1 " Do you reckon Chris rooted that hoT old bird Shannan"
PERSON 2 " Nah ,poor cunt got clot blocked'
PERSON 1 " I didn't think hed let a bit of blood stop him
PERSON 2 " It didnt , He still tried, what a keeper"

by ShannanD January 10, 2025

Alaskan Clot Buster

A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.

Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”

by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025