Self-Spot

The accomplishment of cumming on your own anus.

Big news! I finally managed to self-spot last night.

by Pablo de Mens August 9, 2024

self-in-law

Spouse.

My spouse is my self-in-law.

by KNN128 May 21, 2021

Self Service Kiosk

Noun

A fictitious idea where customers are supposed to take matters into their own hands and pay their bills but still require assistance of a representative, despite its design and sole purpose of being ease of use.

I don’t know how to use this thing (self service kiosk)

by thegingerbeardman December 3, 2019

Stupid self

In Saint Lucia, "stupid self" is used to cut the sentence shorter in order to give peremptory commands or statements while insulting them

1) Oye, wah you doing deh?! Move your stupid self before I go lose it! (Oye, what are you doing there?! Get outta here you idiot, before I get really mad!)

2) Okay, I go move my stupid self (Okay, I'll remove myself from this area)

by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) April 13, 2025

dead self

A way to say that you're being for real or serious

Person 1: Nobody got a good grade on that test.

Person 2: Why you lying? Somebody had to pass.

Person 1: Nah really, dead self bro-- NOBODY passed.

by What is ya doin Dan May 20, 2017

Transient Self-Defusion

(TSD)A brief, spontaneous shift in self-perception where your sense of identity temporarily loosens. It feels like your mind “zooms out” from its usual perspective, disengaging from autopilot mode and seeing life in a detached way.

“I was brushing my teeth when I suddenly felt like I wasn’t really ‘me’—just a person doing an action. Total Transient Self-Defusion moment.”

by Jaydenmh March 27, 2025

urban dic self absorption

That one social media trend where every fucking person you follow, posts their name and urban dictionary description to there name in there story and you just wanna die.

Did you see Daves urban dic self absorption? He's the type of person who will fight for the rights that he believes he deserves.

by gloi kiwi November 22, 2021