My friend Landon

Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.

My friend Landon: Sup

Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine

My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad

by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022

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Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun

Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

by Eluna April 7, 2022

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My faggot friend Oliver

My faggot friend Oliver is a guy that likes to jack off to furry porn and suck your cock:)

My faggot friend Oliver is comming in my ass today.

by OlliIsSmart September 30, 2022

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Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022

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