by Blondiesocal June 14, 2025
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Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.
Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.
“Bro, I thought she was low maintenance, then I met Zahara. That’s not low maintenance… that’s No Maintenance. Girl doesn’t even need Wi-Fi to vibe.”
by H4IZ August 23, 2025
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Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.
Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.
Bro, I thought she was low maintenance, then I met Zahara. That’s not low maintenance… that’s No Maintenance. Girl doesn’t even need Wi-Fi to vibe.
by H4IZ August 24, 2025
Get the No Maintenance mug.Major lips-and-tongue action shared for an extended period by da two members of a couple while one of said starry-eyed individuals is partaking of hot-'n'-heavy hijinks with a third individual; da purpose of said lusciously-smoochy interaction is to allow da engaged-in-lovies/intimacy person to reassure his/her main squeeze dat da romantic feelings between da two of them are not affected by said "current caresses 'n' cuddles" with this new person, but dat he is merely either expressing fondness for said third party, or accommodating da feelings/desires of said "spare tire" by "giving him some sugar" to help him feel satisfied 'n' supported emotionally.
An excellent example of loyalty-maintenance kissing would be if a hot chick is engaging in vigorous reverse-cowgirl action wif a well-hung dude whom she met at a sex-party, but has her smiling adoring face tilted upwards in a "Kiss me, big boy!" pose, and her other half is tenderly cradling her head in his hands and totally engaging wif her in passionate writhing-tongues face-sucking.
by QuacksO January 19, 2025
Get the loyalty-maintenance kissing mug.Generally used in long term relationships to satisfy one or both partners needs when the sexual tension just needs to be released quickly with no performance expectations. Usually benefits one partner, but can be mutually beneficial as well.
My balls are blue this week, and I just can't get to sleep. Do you have a minute for maintenance-sex?
by mememetoo March 11, 2025
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Get the maintenant mug.Often needing group plans changed to fit their schedule.
Names often associated with this: Mike, Lauren, Alex, Ricky, Grant, Toby, Lucy, Megan
Names often associated with this: Mike, Lauren, Alex, Ricky, Grant, Toby, Lucy, Megan
Alex and Megan always be needing everyone to shift the whole plan cuz they supposedly “so busy”. But I heard all they do is watch tv and play video games for days on end. They be high maintenance as hell bruh.
by Desmond11 July 11, 2023
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