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High Message Maintenance

Applies to someone who constantly needs to be messaged, via Messenger, WhatsApp etc.
Tania has such high message maintenance that I'm constantly on the phone messaging and can't get anything done.
by Jules350 November 14, 2019
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Medium well maintenance

A woman who is not high maintenance nor low maintenance. She’s somewhere in the upper middle.
Flynn: Am I low or high maintenance?

Grant: You’re low maintenance.

Flynn: What about my social media?

Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.

Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?

Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.

Flynn: I prefer well done.

Grant: I rest my case.
by Brothaontheinside August 8, 2020
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Afrikaans pole maintenance

Where someone cuts a ceiling fan in half while the lights are off.
by Qi_87 April 21, 2023
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Mantenance

"Yo dude, I gotta run. Gonna do some mantenance. Gotta be tough on the scruff!"
by joshinatorg January 29, 2009
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Taintenance

noun \ tānt-nən(t)s, tān-tə-nən(t)s\

The act of grooming ones pubic area. This involves hair reduction or removal, cleaning and maintaining the genitals, taint and anal region.
“I might get lucky on my big date tonight. Perhaps I should do some taintenance.”
by Gameguy123 June 22, 2011
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Vaintenance

Vain personal grooming in which people indulge - such as men having their backs waxed or women having decals applied to their toenails.
I don’t want to date him cuz he goes to the gym everyday and spends more time getting ready than I do. “He’s high vaintenance!”
by Natural Lite Blonde August 17, 2009
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mantenance

A portmanteu of man and maintenance. Usually refers to the unspoken maintenance tasks some men perform or actions taken by a woman to keep her boyfriend.
Man I feel great after some mantenance today, shaved some body hair.

She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.
by zerokos December 15, 2009
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