Shit Hammock

A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.

There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.

by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021

eagle has shit

DID YOU GET PAY?

Eagle has shit!!.......

by anonymous September 5, 2021

quan Shit

some DORK ASS NIGGA from philly that needs to be given a wedgie immediately after being spotted on the streets, in school or even in a public establishment. Another definition is a DWEEB ASS NIGGA thats mad sherm

Actually definition:
somebody’s who is a shit eater, titty milk drinker and a dork ass dweeb ass nigga

Yo see that dude over there, he be on some quan shit

Yea i see why we dont fuck with his dork ass 😭✌🏽

by Quanhater201372 November 22, 2024

Shit bull

A derogatory term for pit bulls and other bully breeds.

Shit bulls are responsible for roughly 70% of dog attacks and dog-related deaths.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 29, 2024

Shit Meal

A meal that isn't even good or it's dull and boring.

1: What do you have?
2: Salad
1: Damn. That's a pretty shit meal.

by Barnanaman July 19, 2024

Shit scranner

Someone who eats fecal matter for enjoyment

Lady: that boy is eating poo, how disgusting.
Man: that's just Tom Ratz, the ultimate shit scranner

by Tom 'frenchy' ratz September 2, 2021

Shit-gunning

Using the sphincter to draw smoke from a smoking or vaping apparatus and then having a second party inhale the anus vapors.

Inverse boofing

Me and Billy Bob was in the outhouse shit-gunning my glass cock til he sharted pea cereal in my gotdamn mouth.

by Pea Cereal November 10, 2020