Hit me, but don’t shit me, means :When someone is stirring the pot and you want to give them a friendly warning that they’re pissing you off and you’d rather be jobbed on the chin then put up with their verbal jabs, let them know straight up, hit me but don’t shit me.
by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022
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by Wishes to be like De Gea June 24, 2018
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by nutsucker69420 July 30, 2022
Get the piece of shit mug.The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.
"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."
by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017
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First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020
First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020
Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)
I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)
Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate
I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)
Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate
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